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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6645 on: August 05, 2024, 05:54:10 AM »
The only concert I ever walked out on was Kiss at Tiger Stadium... the first reunion show.
Sucked so bad that I didn't go see them again until the final show in NYC 27 years later.


Never went to a concert at Tiger Stadium but I would think that would be a terrible venue for one due to the acoustics. The PA at a ball game would echo in there. 

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« Reply #6646 on: August 05, 2024, 08:02:54 AM »
Tin Machine was shit.

Pink Floyd was the worst concert.

The only concert I ever walked out on was Kiss at Tiger Stadium... the first reunion show.
Sucked so bad that I didn't go see them again until the final show in NYC 27 years later.
Tin Machine. Soupy Sales kids I believe.

Tiger Stadium in Detroit. ALIVE was recorded there, I think.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6647 on: August 08, 2024, 06:20:31 AM »
Bart,

Are you on your French rotation at this time?  Wondering if France is all abuzz over massive pelvic bush girl who exposed it all, in front of the Mona Lisa?

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« Reply #6648 on: August 08, 2024, 06:28:37 AM »
Bart,

Are you on your French rotation at this time?  Wondering if France is all abuzz over massive pelvic bush girl who exposed it all, in front of the Mona Lisa?

No, we're in the bastardized German speaking part of Switzerland until September and I am blissfully unaware of any bush flashing going on.

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« Reply #6649 on: August 08, 2024, 06:32:56 AM »
No, we're in the bastardized German speaking part of Switzerland until September and I am blissfully unaware of any bush flashing going on.

Well decorum prohibits posting it but it was pretty bushy - maybe a 7 out of 10 on sheer volume.

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« Reply #6650 on: August 08, 2024, 06:34:20 AM »
Well decorum prohibits posting it but it was pretty bushy - maybe a 7 out of 10 on sheer volume.

That's a crime against humanity.

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« Reply #6651 on: August 08, 2024, 08:19:35 AM »
No, we're in the bastardized German speaking part of Switzerland until September and I am blissfully unaware of any bush flashing going on.

City of Basel?  Are there any other German speaking towns? Maybe Zurich. We'll all come visit.

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« Reply #6652 on: August 09, 2024, 04:26:57 AM »
City of Basel?  Are there any other German speaking towns? Maybe Zurich. We'll all come visit.

Bern.
The majority of the country is German.
And skinny.
Wunnerful, wunnerful.

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« Reply #6653 on: August 09, 2024, 12:13:32 PM »
Bern.
The majority of the country is German.
And skinny.
Wunnerful, wunnerful.

By skinny I hope you mean fit.

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« Reply #6654 on: August 09, 2024, 12:38:06 PM »
By skinny I hope you mean fit.

I hope he means slender and not scrawny.

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« Reply #6655 on: August 09, 2024, 02:44:46 PM »
I hope he means slender and not scrawny.
That too.

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« Reply #6656 on: August 09, 2024, 07:08:55 PM »
By skinny I hope you mean fit.

Don't care if it's cocaine breakfast skinny.
Remember those cocaine thin lazy waitresses who never worked out but still got your pecker happy?
You know you do.

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« Reply #6657 on: August 09, 2024, 08:34:57 PM »
Don't care if it's cocaine breakfast skinny.
Remember those cocaine thin lazy waitresses who never worked out but still got your pecker happy?
You know you do.

Well you pretty much nailed that one.

The waitresses who look all waitressy in the morning afternoon when you go down for breakfast, but when they show up later that night halfway through the 2nd set as dolled up as they can get, the juices begin to flow.  In those times one must do what one sometimes did do.

Strippers were usually surprisingly far less promiscuous. Took some legwork but that's what Mondays and Tuesdays were for with far less chance for crotch rot when the week was over.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6658 on: August 10, 2024, 03:33:18 AM »
I thought strippers were lesbians
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6659 on: August 10, 2024, 04:05:26 AM »
I thought strippers were lesbians

That's just what they told you.