Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is bird hunting with a rubber penis a wave of the future?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is bird hunting with a rubber penis a wave of the future?

I would think so.
Hunters are known for having that special drawer for fun time so there would be no added expense.
They could finally have a a macho excuse for all those toys they buy.

[Exile]

Bart, has there been a question that you could not answer? I mean, one single person cannot know everything. Unless you are an internet expertologist. Are you an internet expertologist? Did you pay for your degree from Exile University?

We don't have you in our records. Can you please stop answering any questions until you get this matter cleared up?

 

[Bart Ell]

Bart, has there been a question that you could not answer? I mean, one single person cannot know everything. Unless you are an internet expertologist. Are you an internet expertologist? Did you pay for your degree from Exile University?

We don't have you in our records. Can you please stop answering any questions until you get this matter cleared up?

 

You do not have to know everything to answer a question.
Exile University gave me an honorary degree.
Boogs pissed in the punch.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Our Dogman here is all fat, hunched over and depressed looking.  How can we turn his frown upside down?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Our Dogman here is all fat, hunched over and depressed looking.  How can we turn his frown upside down?

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Dogwomen under 30.

[Walks_At_Night]

Dogwomen under 30.

Mail order okay?

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[KSM]

Bart,

Our Dogman here is all fat, hunched over and depressed looking.  How can we turn his frown upside down?

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That's Dogman scoliosis WAN! 

[Bart Ell]

Mail order okay?

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Sure.
He seems like the kind of guy who would appreciate a little more tit on at least one of the prospective mates.

[Eyenoeyeno]

Where the hell is Aldous Burbank?

[Bart Ell]

Where the hell is Aldous Burbank?

Stuck in the friendzone.

[KSM]

Bart,

Who, or what was the worst live band you ever saw? Preferably a relatively famous band if one comes to mind.

[PB]

Bart,

Who, or what was the worst live band you ever saw? Preferably a relatively famous band if one comes to mind.

Band he just didn't care for, band that he liked that just really didn't measure up that night, band that maybe didn't play the tunes he came to hear that night?

[KSM]

Band he just didn't care for, band that he liked that just really didn't measure up that night, band that maybe didn't play the tunes he came to hear that night?

Like, a band that just doesn't cut it live. There are many factors that can be taken into consideration.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Who, or what was the worst live band you ever saw? Preferably a relatively famous band if one comes to mind.

Tin Machine was shit.

Pink Floyd was the worst concert.

The only concert I ever walked out on was Kiss at Tiger Stadium... the first reunion show.
Sucked so bad that I didn't go see them again until the final show in NYC 27 years later.