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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1395 on: November 20, 2018, 01:16:48 PM »
Dear Bart Ell,
   Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1396 on: November 20, 2018, 05:41:46 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on November 20, 2018, 01:16:48 PM
Dear Bart Ell,
   Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!

I think it's to give diet cheats. "I had a salad instead of the ice cream." ;)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1397 on: November 20, 2018, 09:28:27 PM »
Quote from: AngiefromNJ on November 20, 2018, 01:16:48 PM
Dear Bart Ell,
   Why are some desserts called Salads??? Praise Bart Ell!

Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1398 on: November 21, 2018, 12:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 19, 2018, 08:28:15 PM

I lay them.
This is a hard pumping song. Notice to the heavy moderate paced thumping bumping bass drum. Bump ump ump ump ump and so on. Sweet dreams are made of this. Well, that's assuming the snoring is any indication. HAAA!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1399 on: November 21, 2018, 10:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 20, 2018, 09:28:27 PM
Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.
  Do you toss your salad?  You could toss mine.  What kind of salad dressing?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1400 on: November 21, 2018, 10:48:50 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 20, 2018, 09:28:27 PM
Because some people need a salad more than they deserve a dessert.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1401 on: November 21, 2018, 02:54:37 PM »
Quote from: WeinerInHand on November 21, 2018, 10:48:50 AM
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Good job getting rid of the nose hairs.
HAVE A DESSERT!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1402 on: November 21, 2018, 02:56:23 PM »
Quote from: ksm32 on November 21, 2018, 12:20:36 AM
This is a hard pumping song. Notice to the heavy moderate paced thumping bumping bass drum. Bump ump ump ump ump and so on. Sweet dreams are made of this. Well, that's assuming the snoring is any indication. HAAA!

Babies get made to that thump.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1403 on: November 21, 2018, 02:57:37 PM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on November 21, 2018, 10:35:41 AM
  Do you toss your salad?  You could toss mine.  What kind of salad dressing?

Ever sit on a popsicle?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1404 on: November 21, 2018, 05:10:39 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 21, 2018, 02:57:37 PM
Ever sit on a popsicle?
yes. its called the "fickle finger of fate"
statistics can be used to prove anything. 14% of the people know this.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1405 on: November 21, 2018, 06:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 21, 2018, 02:57:37 PM
Ever sit on a popsicle?
Until now I had never even considered this.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1406 on: November 21, 2018, 07:26:18 PM »
Hey Bart !
What's the fascination with Heather ?
Same dough-heads endlessly posting their five word sentences . . . . 3500+ posts . . . wtf ?
Do you pay them ?
Just not feelin' the love here . . .

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1407 on: November 21, 2018, 07:28:20 PM »
Quote from: WeinerInHand on November 21, 2018, 10:48:50 AM
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Albino !
Haven't seen one of those mutations in a while . . .
Thanks for posting !

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1408 on: November 21, 2018, 07:33:48 PM »
Bart, I'm worried for your welfare. I've noticed that there are several creepy boys on this forum that want to be your boyfriend (chefist, Ace of something-something). Are you OK? Are you being stalked?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1409 on: November 21, 2018, 07:40:17 PM »
Nice try sweetheart . . .
Your concern is touching (yourself)
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