Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart, I'm worried for your welfare. I've noticed that there are several creepy boys on this forum that want to be your boyfriend (chefist, Ace of something-something). Are you OK? Are you being stalked?

Everyone wants to drink from the cock of their God.

[Bart Ell]

Do you pay them ?

Obviously.

[paladin1991]

Hey Bart !
What's the fascination with Heather ?
Same dough-heads endlessly posting their five word sentences . . . . 3500+ posts . . . wtf ?
Do you pay them ?
Just not feelin' the love here . . .

come on AOC, you know I love you bro.

[baglady]

will bart have a happy thanksgiving?  great turkey dinner?  Hi.

[damon]

@Bart Ell , how are you going to cook your Turkey for thanksgiving??

[WildCard]

Everyone wants to drink from the cock of their God.

I'm trying to convince the other site you're not a gay.
This sort of thing does NOT help!

top-right corner tho

[Bart Ell]

will bart have a happy thanksgiving?  great turkey dinner?  Hi.

I like to call it Thanksgetting.
I give every other day of the year, today is for me.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell , how are you going to cook your Turkey for thanksgiving??

I only eat food that was prepared in an Instant Pot.

[Bart Ell]

I'm trying to convince the other site you're not a gay.

I had no idea you volunteered your time to help the feeble-minded.
I commend you for the effort, it can't be very rewarding.
It's like Charlie Babbitt trying to teach Raymond that Who's On First is comedy.
Never works out, the feeble always wins.

[HumanBeing]

I only eat food that was prepared in an Instant Pot.

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[damon]

@Bart Ell, are you going to rule the whole solar system? Who do you want to play you in the movie about your life?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell, are you going to rule the whole solar system? Who do you want to play you in the movie about your life?

I am too busy trying to populate it to rule it.
The only person good enough to play me would be me and they wouldn't be able to afford me.

[damon]

I am too busy trying to populate it to rule it.
The only person good enough to play me would be me and they wouldn't be able to afford me.

Who would be your stunt double then if they could afford your services of playing yourself?? I hope its not falkie. 

[KSM]

Who would be your stunt double then if they could afford your services of playing yourself?? I hope its not falkie. 

He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress.

[Sofia]

He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service +1 karma, double entendre to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet +1 karma, family values, uh, in your family. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress +1 karma, self-effacing clever analogy, -1 karma, intolerable visuals.
Karma=1+1+1-1
=2