Ask Bart Anything

[Sofia]

Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July?  I haven't been able to find it for weeks!

[Spookcat]

Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July?  I haven't been able to find it for weeks!

It might've been taken down when BG came back.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart or Others,
Wasn't there an original thread (probably pinned) speculating about why BellG was taken down last fourth of July?  I haven't been able to find it for weeks!

Weeks?
YOUR SEARCH SKILLS SUCK, I FOUND IT IN UNDER ONE MINUTE!
It's in Radio and Podcasts.

[Bart Ell]

He, Bart, has requested me for the role. Primarily for the the full frontal shower scenes where I (Bart) have been sentenced to four years hard service to the Correctional Institute For Beautiful Amazon Woman Who Happen To Have Unusually Big Feet. After awhile I (Bart) has had enough already and just wants to get some sleep and then manages to sneak out disguised as an awkward three legged seamstress.

All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.

[PolkaDot]

All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.

Feet? It's hard to compete with an Amazon foot.

[KSM]

All true.
I did demand he wore a prosthetic to beef up where he is lacking, though.

Yeah, I do keep a pretty ripped mid section so the extra padding on the gut made things much more realistic.

[Sofia]

Weeks?
YOUR SEARCH SKILLS SUCK, I FOUND IT IN UNDER ONE MINUTE!
It's in Radio and Podcasts.

But that's not fair!  You probably actually searched, while I merely "hadn't been able to find it"! 

[Sofia]

It might've been taken down when BG came back.

Yes, unpinned.

[KSM]

Bart, why am I banned?

[ACE OF CLUBS]

Not much going on here . . .
The clientele has de-evolved.
Same tired obsession with Heather Wade.
Same tired circle-jerk . . .
Hoping you have another source of income Bart.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, why am I banned?

Your breath

[Bart Ell]

Hoping you have another source of income Bart.

I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.

[TigerLily]

I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.

Oh, Bart. Why are you so cool? Kinda like a Steve McQueen for the 21st century

Packing serious heat
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[ACE OF CLUBS]

I milk your mom.
Mom of shithead milk goes for three bucks a half cup and that cow produces gallons an hour.

It's nice to see you've switched from milking your dad . . .
Guessing old habits die 'hard' for you.
Again, same tired old circle jerk here . . .
Your dim-wit clientele hasn't moved on from Heather Wade.
In fact, you haven't either . . .
Is your dad calling you?
Run along now . . . don't keep him waiting.

[TigerLily]

It's nice to see you've switched from milking your dad . . .
Guessing old habits die 'hard' for you.
Again, same tired old circle jerk here . . .
Your dim-wit clientele hasn't moved on from Heather Wade.
In fact, you haven't either . . .
Is your dad calling you?
Run along now . . . don't keep him waiting.

Weak shit, Ace