Ask Bart Anything

[Spookcat]

Hey, Bart.

I'm still not sure whether you like me or not.  You probably don't.  I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy.

I'm sure Bart likes you fine! You'd hear about it if he didn't.  *hugs*

[StarrMountain]

I'm sure Bart likes you fine! You'd hear about it if he didn't.  *hugs*

I trust you on this, Spookcat.

[Bart Ell]

Hey, Bart.

I'm still not sure whether you like me or not.  You probably don't.  I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy.

I like you more when you are not drinking.

[Bart Ell]

Darth Barthur. WHERE ARE MY PURPLE BOXES??? YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Thank you for your kind consideration of this demand request. NOW, PLEASE!!!

Purple is Life

It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.

[TigerLily]

Hey, Bart.

I'm still not sure whether you like me or not.  You probably don't.  I'm not a big fan of me either.
Thing is, many of my long-time friends are posting here.
So, if there is a way we can reach an accord, I would be happy.

🌟🌟🌟 Starr 🌟🌟🌟  We like you. Bart likes you. I may not appreciate some of your running' buddies, but you know I loves ya. I don't understand why you don't like you. That makes me sad. Have you started kicking dogs, beating up babies, tripping old ladies on the stairs? No? There is too much hate in the world already. Don't waste it on yourself. You certainly don't deserve it. Dr. TigerLily prescribes more sunshine, fresh air and a healthy dose of ego boosters. And be kind to @StarrMountain . She's a friend of mine 

[TigerLily]

It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.

I am a Bitchen Bart Babe of many moods. And talents. Come over here, ya big ol hunk of Bartness and we'll trade spankings 💋💋💋

Praise @Bart Ell  for dressing me up in purple!
Now. Give me a Special Title and I will be happy. For a while

[TigerLily]

Yes, a kind one too.

Thanks, sweetie

[albrecht]

How do you get down off a duck?

You don’t. You get down off a goose.

@GravitySucks

Best down there is Eiderdown, which is from Eider ducks. The best is harvested in Svalbard and made into duvets and pillows. The "light" variety will keep you warm in most of the USA winters even.

"The scientific name of the duck is derived from Ancient Greek somatos "body" and erion "wool", and Latin mollissimus "very soft", all referring to its down feathers."

Here one can buy:
https://norvegr.com/products/eiderdown-from-the-island-of-svalbard

[KSM]

I like you more when you are not drinking.

You like me more when I am drinking.

[Sofia]

I trust you on this, Spookcat.

I think so, too.

[Sofia]

Thanks, sweetie

[Sofia]

It started so dom and ended so sub.
I am conflicted now.

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[twistedlogic]

Dear Bart,


Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.

[MataHari22]

Dear Bart,


Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.

I was just wondering about that, because I also saw that there were ads on that board and on them HW thread, too.  Maybe to generate more ad revenue?  They used to just be on the home page. 

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,


Why are guests now allowed on all the boards? I thought they were restricted.

I screwed up a few things when I was adding new groups so I asked my ninja team to fix things up.
I know they started on it sometime today and not sure when it will be done.