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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1635 on: January 11, 2019, 06:27:38 AM »
@Bart Ell  Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.
And ends with A.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1636 on: January 11, 2019, 01:32:51 PM »
Just in case people don't know, Paladin1991 edited the quote from me.  I was posting about stripes (blocks), not balls!
bollocks.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1637 on: January 12, 2019, 05:01:37 PM »
@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1638 on: January 12, 2019, 05:02:23 PM »
@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?

Yes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1639 on: January 12, 2019, 05:03:51 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1640 on: January 13, 2019, 12:33:45 AM »
Yes.

Okay.  You already told me how to get blue box.  But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder." ;D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1641 on: January 14, 2019, 03:46:07 AM »
@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1642 on: January 14, 2019, 11:56:42 AM »
Okay.  You already told me how to get blue box.  But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder." ;D
Why, doesn't that work?  Maybe you are not doing it right.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1643 on: January 14, 2019, 07:05:10 PM »
Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1644 on: January 14, 2019, 07:07:25 PM »
Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?

Really?

Seems normal to me..........................

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1645 on: January 14, 2019, 07:09:07 PM »
@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1646 on: January 14, 2019, 07:14:36 PM »
@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?


Yeah, I know John and his wife Jessica.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1647 on: January 14, 2019, 07:15:03 PM »
Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?

It may get bigger still!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1648 on: January 15, 2019, 09:36:35 AM »
#Clickacy for Bart

Hooray! Hooray!
I will #Clickacy twice a day
For our Dearest Leader Bart
Not an evil old fart
But really kind of smart
 
The #Clickacy is nigh
So raise thumb or finger high
And hit that ad for Bart
Our Leader with a Heart
#Clickacy for Bart

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1649 on: January 15, 2019, 11:47:20 AM »
@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??

The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
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