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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1725 on: January 26, 2019, 10:20:38 PM »
Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me.  Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody.  Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?

Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1726 on: January 26, 2019, 10:23:11 PM »
Quote from: ksm32 on January 26, 2019, 10:20:38 PM
Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me.  Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody.  Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?

Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D
I would love that!

Oh yeah.  Bump +1 ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1727 on: January 26, 2019, 10:33:44 PM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on January 26, 2019, 10:23:11 PM
I would love that!

Oh yeah.  Bump +1 ;D
Yer the sweetest thang goin'  ;) +1 atcha

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1728 on: January 26, 2019, 11:09:20 PM »
Quote from: ksm32 on January 26, 2019, 10:20:38 PM
Bart, October is my birthday, yes that's what I said. It took a very long time for mom to hatch me.  Anyways in celebration of me could we change the favicon to a picture of me in October??? I can send you a picture if you like. Something tasteful and groovy like. Thank you for your consideration. You're a good man and I trust that you'll come to a decision that pleases everybody.  Shall I wear my hair up, or down n' dirty..?

Fuckin' deep shit, man. ;D
Another +1

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1729 on: January 26, 2019, 11:11:40 PM »
Hi, Bart!  You rock!

Yeah, I'm trying to think of a question.  I'll get back to you. ;) :-*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1730 on: January 26, 2019, 11:17:22 PM »
Bart,
What is your opinion of the paper straws at A&W?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1731 on: January 27, 2019, 05:14:25 AM »
Quote from: Bluejay on January 26, 2019, 11:17:22 PM
Bart,
What is your opinion of the paper straws at A&W?

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It's almost as bad as their coffee.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1732 on: January 27, 2019, 08:00:06 PM »
@Bart Ell  If you met Falkie and Kathy, what will you do?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1733 on: January 27, 2019, 08:17:30 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 27, 2019, 08:00:06 PM
@Bart Ell  If you met Falkie and Kathy, what will you do?

I have worked hard for everything I have.
I enjoy every day of my life.
Why does this matter?
I doubt I would ever end up anywhere near his shitpartment in Martinez or near any of the unwashed woo people at conventions.
I eat at restaurants that don't have live animals like those two eating there.
I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.
My life is pretty much Slothieproof.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1734 on: January 27, 2019, 08:22:16 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:17:30 PM
I have worked hard for everything I have.
I enjoy every day of my life.
Why does this matter?
I doubt I would ever end up anywhere near his shitpartment in Martinez or near any of the unwashed woo people at conventions.
I eat at restaurants that don't have live animals like those two eating there.
I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.
My life is pretty much Slothieproof.
Most normal people work hard for their money. Ok here is the next question for you. What did you have for breakfast for this morning??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1735 on: January 27, 2019, 08:24:24 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 27, 2019, 08:22:16 PM
Most normal people work hard for their money. Ok here is the next question for you. What did you have for breakfast for this morning??

Overnight oats.
I feel like an asshole eating it but somebody around here actually wants me to live to at least 50.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1736 on: January 27, 2019, 08:26:15 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:24:24 PM
Overnight oats.
I feel like an asshole eating it but somebody around here actually wants me to live to at least 50.
Well at least someone likes you. At least you will shit on a regularly time table. I hope that you have enough Toilet Paper.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1737 on: January 27, 2019, 08:27:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:17:30 PM

I stopped going to pawn shops when shop owners learned to Google the guitars they had and the deals dried up.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1738 on: January 27, 2019, 08:28:10 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 27, 2019, 08:26:15 PM
Well at least someone likes you. At least you will shit on a regularly time table. I hope that you have enough Toilet Paper.

Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1739 on: January 27, 2019, 08:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:28:10 PM
Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!
OK Bart.
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