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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1740 on: January 27, 2019, 08:38:17 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 27, 2019, 08:29:21 PM
OK Bart.

Have a great fucking night, @damon and an even better next week!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1741 on: January 27, 2019, 08:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:38:17 PM
Have a great fucking night, @damon and an even better next week!
You too @Bart Ell . I hope that everyday is better for you and worst for falkie.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1742 on: January 27, 2019, 08:42:03 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 24, 2019, 07:17:27 PM
It’s some type of pie. Don’t tell Bart.
LOL - - :D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1743 on: January 27, 2019, 08:48:26 PM »
@ Oh Mighty Orac-Ell
Here's two that are intermingled.
1. Why are Groucho and Carl's last names spelled the same ?   (Marx)
2. What is the universe trying to tell us ?
;D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1744 on: January 27, 2019, 08:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Whistler on January 27, 2019, 08:48:26 PM
@ Oh Mighty Orac-Ell
Here's two that are intermingled.
1. Why are Groucho and Carl's last names spelled the same ?   (Marx)
2. What is the universe trying to tell us ?
;D

I believe you mean Karl Marx.
He always told me, "It's Karl with a K" whenever we had lunch.
Quite the comedian in his day.

More importantly, why do brothers Carmine and Vinny pronounce Appice differently?
One says it is a-peace and the other says it is app-uh-cee.
I will tell you why - Rod Fucking Stewart.
Boom!
Take that knowledge to the bank.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1745 on: January 28, 2019, 12:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:28:10 PM
Toilet paper?
You got to baby wipe your ass, Damon!
Also, look into getting a washlet.
Sprays you nice and clean and then dries you off!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1746 on: January 28, 2019, 01:45:29 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 28, 2019, 12:07:43 PM
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Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything about shit and other things related to shit.
« Reply #1747 on: January 28, 2019, 01:50:50 PM »
 
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 28, 2019, 01:45:29 PM
Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.
Cool.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1748 on: January 28, 2019, 03:01:47 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 28, 2019, 12:07:43 PM
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1749 on: January 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM »
I like it.  Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings?  I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1750 on: January 28, 2019, 10:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Sofia on January 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM
I like it.  Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings?  I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1751 on: January 28, 2019, 11:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Sofia on January 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM
I like it.  Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings?  I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.
A netty-pot and alcohol. ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1752 on: January 28, 2019, 11:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 27, 2019, 08:57:39 PM
I believe you mean Karl Marx.
He always told me, "It's Karl with a K" whenever we had lunch.
Quite the comedian in his day.

More importantly, why do brothers Carmine and Vinny pronounce Appice differently?
One says it is a-peace and the other says it is app-uh-cee.
I will tell you why - Rod Fucking Stewart.
Boom!
Take that knowledge to the bank.
That's it - lol - thanks for the correction.  ;)
(My misspelling kind of messes up the joke though.)

...Bahda-Bing.       ;D
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1753 on: January 29, 2019, 12:04:08 AM »
Quote from: Whistler on January 28, 2019, 11:40:34 PM
That's it - lol - thanks for the correction.  ;)
(My misspelling kind of messes up the joke though.)

...Bahda-Bing.       ;D
LOL, I got it.  Ya dun gud. ;D ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1754 on: January 29, 2019, 04:29:24 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 28, 2019, 01:45:29 PM
Every toilet needs a remote control and magic water spraying wand.
You’re such a big boy, Chandler.

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