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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1755 on: January 29, 2019, 06:43:49 AM »
Quote from: Sofia on January 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM
I like it.  Just one thing, what keeps the nozzle clean inbetween toilet washings?  I wouldn't want someone's splash to land on it and get pumped back up at the next sitter.

The nozzle retracting out of the way is what does it.
Do you think people would spend that kind of money on a product where the nozzle stays right there to be shit on?
That was be total insanity.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1756 on: January 29, 2019, 10:00:05 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 29, 2019, 06:43:49 AM
The nozzle retracting out of the way is what does it.
Do you think people would spend that kind of money on a product where the nozzle stays right there to be shit on?
That was be total insanity.

And remember it was engineered by the Japanese. They wouldn't put up with that shit

 "Alexa, you evil bitch. Check Amazon for the washlet"
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1757 on: January 29, 2019, 06:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Sofia on January 28, 2019, 09:52:30 PM
someone's splash

What exactly is causing this, splash?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1758 on: January 29, 2019, 06:49:47 PM »
What's the purpose of life?
Time spent with cats is never wasted.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1759 on: January 29, 2019, 06:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 29, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
What's the purpose of life?

We shall see what Bart says but this was Snoopy's take on it:

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1760 on: January 29, 2019, 07:59:05 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 29, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
What's the purpose of life?
Not dying until you really, really have to.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1761 on: January 29, 2019, 09:02:45 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 29, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
What's the purpose of life?

For you?
Cats can't pet themselves.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1762 on: January 29, 2019, 09:14:08 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 29, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
What's the purpose of life?

To suffer, grow old and die. Oh sorry. Your question wasn't directed to me was it? nm
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1763 on: January 31, 2019, 05:50:02 AM »
@Bart Ell please can we do a charity clickacy for a COPD charity March or April?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1764 on: January 31, 2019, 05:55:39 AM »
Quote from: DynamoHum on January 31, 2019, 05:50:02 AM
@Bart Ell please can we do a charity clickacy for a COPD charity March or April?

I'll add it to the list.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1765 on: January 31, 2019, 06:03:18 AM »
Give pees a chance.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1766 on: January 31, 2019, 01:18:10 PM »
@Bart Ell  I have 2 charities ideas for you. Can you check them out and can you do the charity clickacy sometime this year?
https://www.pilotsnpaws.org/
http://www.angelflight.com/

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1767 on: January 31, 2019, 02:57:21 PM »
Quote from: damon on January 31, 2019, 01:18:10 PM
@Bart Ell  I have 2 charities ideas for you. Can you check them out and can you do the charity clickacy sometime this year?
https://www.pilotsnpaws.org/
http://www.angelflight.com/

Will do

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1768 on: January 31, 2019, 03:55:49 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1769 on: January 31, 2019, 07:33:03 PM »
Was I banned for about 18 hours?  The "I asked for it" is rather ominous and make me feel uncomfortable.
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