Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

What wine goes well with poutine?

I am surrounded by vineyards and wineries but I don't drink wine.
Coke is best with poutine.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

So you have carried the Mark of the Five Morgs! for a bit of time now.    How are things?

I am assuming you are like Indiana Jones with the Sankara Stones, in his coming to understand their power.

Erections last just under 4 hours.
Food tastes better.
I drive with my eyes closed.

[wr250]

I am surrounded by vineyards and wineries but I don't drink wine.
Coke is best with poutine.

diet, regular, cherry coke, or powdered?

[Walks_At_Night]

Erections last just under 4 hours.
Food tastes better.
I drive with my eyes closed.

A year from now, you'll be crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard.

[KSM]

I drink a full pot of coffee every day and have for many years. I also have trouble sleeping at night have not figured out why.

@MAX That could really have something to do with it. I get so hopped up on the weekends and find myself still up at 2-4 AM still hitting my speed bags, heavy bag or whatever the hell else. There's no way I can drink more than a cup of coffee on a Sunday if I want to sleep well for WORKING WITH SAWS on Monday morning lol   It will likely be really hard but you could try laying off the bean for a week or two and see what happens..  The first three days you'll be draggin' your ass as your adrenal levels get back to breaking even but once you're past that first few days you will start to feel great, naturally. If you try it remember to replenish your electrolytes during those hangover days. Gatorade works with that even though it's pure garbage in the long run.


This is just my experience but it works like a charm. For me.

[Walks_At_Night]

@MAX That could really have something to do with it. I get so hopped up on the weekends and find myself still up at 2-4 AM still hitting my speed bags, heavy bag or whatever the hell else. There's no way I can drink more than a cup of coffee on a Sunday if I want to sleep well for WORKING WITH SAWS on Monday morning lol   It will likely be really hard but you could try laying off the bean for a week or two and see what happens..  The first three days you'll be draggin' your ass as your adrenal levels get back to breaking even but once you're past that first few days you will start to feel great, naturally. If you try it remember to replenish your electrolytes during those hangover days. Gatorade works with that even though it's pure garbage in the long run.


This is just my experience but it works like a charm. For me.

Dude. What the hell happened to you?  I had brought you up over your nemesis karma-wise and left you in a happy place.
Now look at you.  Stagnant karma, no avatar, black squares and you carry a Lord of Anal Ring Toss brand seared into your very
soul.

Do you need help or have you got this?

[KSM]

Dude. What the hell happened to you?  I had brought you up over your nemesis karma-wise and left you in a happy place.
Now look at you.  Stagnant karma, no avatar, black squares and you carry a Lord of Anal Ring Toss brand seared into your very
soul.

Do you need help or have you got this?

@Walks_At_Night
Weird ain't it. I went from 282 down to (current number) in about 3.5 days without even posting, I'm that good!! .  I suspect another anonymous nemesis in the fold. That said; I very much appreciate your previous efforts! The anal ring toss is just Bart having fun.. I kind of told him to take liberty on that one and change it to whatever, whenever he wants just for laughs, no biggie. Although the ring toss has been up a little long..   and next he'll change it to something even worse..

 

[KSM]

..Just a thought here, Bart. It may be that the "lord of the anal ring toss" is what some of the oversensitive members are finding so offensive. Unlikely? who knows. But definitely possible.


I would be willing to settle for:::

- The Best Ever
- The Original
- Mr. Wonderful
- Jackass Squared
- Forum Administrator  <-That's my favorite Of course it would not have any validity to it as I am not to be trusted.

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night
Weird ain't it. I went from 282 down to (current number) in about 3.5 days without even posting, I'm that good!! .  I suspect another anonymous nemesis in the fold. That said; I very much appreciate your previous efforts! The anal ring toss is just Bart having fun.. I kind of told him to take liberty on that one and change it to whatever, whenever he wants just for laughs, no biggie. Although the ring toss has been up a little long..   and next he'll change it to something even worse..

Okay.  Seems like you have it in hand.

Let's hear some ladies of the airBnB tales, eh?

[Bart Ell]

..Just a thought here, Bart. It may be that the "lord of the anal ring toss" is what some of the oversensitive members are finding so offensive. Unlikely? who knows. But definitely possible.


I would be willing to settle for:::

- The Best Ever
- The Original
- Mr. Wonderful
- Jackass Squared
- Forum Administrator  <-That's my favorite Of course it would not have any validity to it as I am not to be trusted.

You quoted Artie so you got Artie

[KSM]

You quoted Artie so you got Artie

@Bart Ell I, am aware of that, Bart. 


This is all the result of the Farm Penis incident.

[Sofia]

You bet, @damon
The Bart enjoyed a nice 3 day weekend trip with the only person I can stand spending 3 full days with

And nights...

[Bart Ell]

And nights...

At night I was balls deep in a ladyboy or five.
Shows how much you know!

[Walks_At_Night]

At night I was balls deep in a ladyboy or five.
Shows how much you know!

Time warp evidence shows that it was two.............

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[Bart Ell]

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YOUR EVIDENCE IS FLAWED!
That is daytime.