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[Bart Ell]

Oh, I can't deny that it would be ever so cool to get a postcard from the North Pole.  By the way, thank you Bart, for the nice mention on the last Woo Special.  My name was never on a news ticker before and I was tickled pink to see it go by.

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[26 horses]

Is an ocean a natural body of water?

Izzat anything like this?

http://www.yoatzot.org/mikveh/544/

A woman in a state of niddah returns to a state of taharah (ritual purity) only after immersing in a halachically acceptable body of water. A natural spring (ma'ayan) or a natural pool may be acceptable, but as the laws governing them are quite complex, it is best to immerse in a recognized and well-maintained man-made mikveh. If no official mikveh is available, however, one may immerse in another body of water if it conforms to halachic requirements. While an ocean would normally be acceptable, a river may or may not be. Halachic consultation is important.


Sounds complicated.

[wr250]

Is an ocean a natural body of water?

not after mankind got done with it it isnt.

[Bart Ell]

not after mankind got done with it it isnt.

It will be fine for the rest of my years on this planet.
It can turn to desert one day after I die for all I care.

#PaveTheEarth

[anniem]

Is an ocean a natural body of water?

Yes. Why not? Did a leech stick to you?  Bitten by a fish of jelly?

[PolkaDot]

It will be fine for the rest of my years on this planet.
It can turn to desert one day after I die for all I care.

#PaveTheEarth

Reminds me of a horrible song. Doesn't matter who remakes it, always sucks.

[Bart Ell]

Yes. Why not? Did a leech stick to you?  Bitten by a fish of jelly?

I don't go in water that other things shit in.

[Bart Ell]

Reminds me of a horrible song. Doesn't matter who remakes it, always sucks.

Yup.

[PolkaDot]

Yup.

ug. Agreed. Made it about 20 seconds.

[KSM]

@Bart Ell @PolkaDot

Oh Yeah!!?  Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.

[PolkaDot]

@Bart Ell @PolkaDot

Oh Yeah!!?  Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.

-1

[KSM]

-1

You stop that!! Ya' know what, at least you're not a coward, so I can appreciate that.  +1 So there!  But you didn't even give the song a chance!!!!

[PolkaDot]

You stop that!! Ya' know what, at least you're not a coward, so I can appreciate that.  +1 So there!  But you didn't even give it a chance!!!!

I skipped ahead THREE times. If that's not a chance I don't know what is.

[KSM]

I skipped ahead THREE times. If that's not a chance I don't know what is.

That's fine, but don't get too slap happy with that smite button or I'll do some rather interesting things

[Spookcat]

@Bart Ell @PolkaDot

Oh Yeah!!?  Listen to me, you HAVE to make it all the way through, ok!? It goes through levels, highs and lows and it tells a story. God Bless us all.

...my poor eardrums were not prepared for that opening....

ouch. >.<