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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2055 on: April 28, 2019, 08:44:24 PM »
And mostly outdoors.
Yuck.
You just made me snort. Very unlady like.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
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            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2056 on: April 28, 2019, 09:18:07 PM »
Whistler is overpriced and overrated.
Agreed, so is Aspen.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2057 on: April 28, 2019, 09:19:36 PM »
You just made me FART. Very unlady like.

Eww

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2058 on: April 28, 2019, 09:21:26 PM »
Eww

Hey!!


I didn’t know you could hear that.  :-[
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2059 on: April 28, 2019, 09:27:08 PM »
Hey!!


I didn’t know you could here that.  :-[
   


I'm looking away and not making eye contact ;)


I'm a MOD so I can do that. No harm meant :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2060 on: April 28, 2019, 09:28:28 PM »
Dutch oven!!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2061 on: April 28, 2019, 09:30:43 PM »
Dutch oven!!!
You win.


I'm outta here. G'night.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2062 on: April 28, 2019, 09:39:01 PM »
You win.


I'm outta here. G'night.


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Night!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2063 on: May 09, 2019, 04:59:02 PM »
@Bart Ell How is your day so far??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2064 on: May 10, 2019, 12:28:13 PM »
Are there kiwis around here anywhere?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2065 on: May 11, 2019, 10:06:29 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2066 on: May 11, 2019, 10:09:06 PM »
My dearest Bart,
    What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2067 on: May 11, 2019, 10:10:29 PM »
crop dusting
You all realize you're woman, right? Talking/posting like that about those things? Let's roll things back a few generations to when woman knew better than to make mention of, let alone laugh and joke about such things.  It's not funny.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2068 on: May 12, 2019, 05:59:07 AM »
My dearest Bart,
    What is your preference, peaches or nectarines?

This can't be a serious question.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2069 on: May 14, 2019, 01:36:27 AM »
This can't be a serious question.
Oh, c'mon.  Nectarines are MUCH tangier, with a firm, lasting mouthfeel!  Who wants to eat or peel a bunch of squirting fuzz.  But apricots take the cake.