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Ice?

Ah-Mazing

[Happier Times are Coming]

Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...

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[KSM]

Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...

I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard.  Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.

[Bluejay]

I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard.  Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.

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[KSM]

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You just got swept by the Twins..

[Username]

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What nightmares are made of.

[Bluejay]

What nightmares are made of.

Hey it could be worse!
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[Ms. C]

Dear Bart;

Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items?  T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?

Thanks in advance,
Ms. C

[tootsie_wootsy]

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I look exactly  like my avatar 

[Bart Ell]

Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?

If the world still exists in December then yes.

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart;

Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items?  T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?

Thanks in advance,
Ms. C

There is.
Close your eyes and you can visit it.
Magical, non?

[KSM]

Hey it could be worse!
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Yikes! eawww

[tootsie_wootsy]

Dear Bart,

How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty and most everyone ignores me?      Thanks in advance for your assistance..

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty and most everyone ignores me?      Thanks in advance for your assistance..

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