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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2115 on: June 13, 2019, 08:32:38 AM »
Never heard of them.
Buncha hippies!

Therefore they do not exist.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2116 on: June 23, 2019, 04:32:37 PM »
How are you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2117 on: June 23, 2019, 06:17:04 PM »
How are you?

Better than I deserve to be

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2118 on: June 23, 2019, 07:12:24 PM »
Bart,

Has this Mandela Effect business finally hit rock bottom with this?  Elephant titties?   Sheesh.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2119 on: June 23, 2019, 07:17:10 PM »
Bart,

Has this Mandela Effect business finally hit rock bottom with this?  Elephant titties?   Sheesh.


This is called THE LASHA EFFECT.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2120 on: June 23, 2019, 08:28:44 PM »
Better than I deserve to be

Ok. Glad you are not less better than you deserve. I've seen that, it isn't pretty.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2121 on: June 24, 2019, 05:46:58 AM »
Ok. Glad you are not less better than you deserve. I've seen that, it isn't pretty.

Luck of the draw.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2122 on: June 24, 2019, 08:26:16 PM »
Better than I deserve to be

Listening to Dave Ramsay again?
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -- Chinese proverb

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2123 on: June 25, 2019, 08:14:48 AM »
Listening to Dave Ramsay again?

No idea who that is!
I was looking around at my kingdom and that is the thought that came to me.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2124 on: June 25, 2019, 08:11:28 PM »
No idea who that is!
I was looking around at my kingdom and that is the thought that came to me.

Ah. Financial advisor on radio for real people, actually really really good. Teaches people how to get real and get out of debt. Christian-based, I believe, but not a prosteletyzer. He when he takes calls and someone automatically says, Hi Dave, how are you? He always says "better than I deserve" and means it.

When families follow his programs and practices and finally get themselves out of debt, he has them call in and yell "We're debt free!" all together and plays a wild appaluse and cheering track, asks them how they did it and congratulates them. It sounds very hokey, and is in a way, but is also very moving and inspiring. I have, blessedly, never needed his advice but have listened to him in the car once in a while when driving. I like his logic and to hear how he prioritizes things when people call with complex problems.

Now you probably know WAY more than you ever wanted to!  ;D
"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -- Chinese proverb

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2125 on: June 26, 2019, 01:54:25 AM »
Why do you dislike me?  I don't blame you.  I'm just curious.  No biggie.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2126 on: June 26, 2019, 02:15:12 AM »
Why do you dislike me?  I don't blame you.  I'm just curious.  No biggie.
Starr, whaaaat?  Didn't you go through this last year with Liberace?  Bart is sarcastic to a lot of the females.  I've never noticed any particular bias against you.  Is it that time of year again??  Fourth of July not your favorite holiday?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2127 on: June 26, 2019, 05:56:30 AM »
Why do you dislike me?  I don't blame you.  I'm just curious.  No biggie.

We've had this dance before.
Stop drinking, it makes you ask me why I don't like you.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2128 on: June 26, 2019, 05:58:00 AM »
Bart is sarcastic to a lot of the females. 

I don't think that is gender specific.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2129 on: June 26, 2019, 01:03:59 PM »
I don't think that is gender specific.
One of our founding principals is equal opportunity snark.
Or maybe that's just me.
Either way.
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