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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2295 on: September 08, 2019, 04:32:17 PM »
Full Grown Asians by chance?   I think we need to cross the streams some how.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2296 on: September 08, 2019, 04:38:31 PM »
I always thought Butthole Surfers was an interesting name choice for a band. I wonder. Do you think if they knew how famous they were going to get, they would have come up with a different name?

@TigerLily Good Lord what a horrible song. But yeah it does seem to be a well known name. Possibly because it IS so ridiculous. And what exactly is a Butthole Surfer? It sounds like it might be yucky. 

This is where your "takes a licking and keeps on ticking" joke would be inappropriate. Or true :-\   eeks

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2297 on: September 08, 2019, 04:39:43 PM »
@Walks_At_Night sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Now I am getting ads for Best Russian Dating Sites. I am not joking.

I believe you.  The algorithm seems to think I am Fancy Lady Boots - I'm getting handbags, bikini's, jewels, hair stuff, heels.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2298 on: September 08, 2019, 04:44:24 PM »
I believe you.  The algorithm seems to think I am Fancy Lady Boots - I'm getting handbags, bikini's, jewels, hair stuff, heels.
@Walks_At_Night In here I get a lot of women's footwear ads. Not joking.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2299 on: September 08, 2019, 04:45:26 PM »
@Walks_At_Night In here I get a lot of women's footwear ads. Not joking.

As in giant women's foot wear?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2300 on: September 08, 2019, 04:47:35 PM »
Also, @Bart Ell What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

13.2 mph

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2301 on: September 08, 2019, 04:50:00 PM »
@Bart Ell  If you truly pass on the 31st of October, when we inevitably miss you, which would you prefer we use Rich Martini or Steve Huff to contact you?

Steve Huff.
I will convince him to do a live broadcast with promises of great reveals.
What I will do is call him a cunt until he ends said broadcast.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2302 on: September 08, 2019, 05:10:27 PM »
I'm getting all kinds of great stuff.  Glad I clicked that friendly lady.

I am happy getting *D*I*A*M*O*N*D*S*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2303 on: September 08, 2019, 05:12:16 PM »
REALISTIC ANIMAL TOYS
Really Bart? ::) where do you get your ads from?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2304 on: September 08, 2019, 05:16:09 PM »
As in giant women's foot wear?
Some, but I don't think they word it like that..  There really are websites for large shoes.  I stay out of that world.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2305 on: September 08, 2019, 05:26:45 PM »
Some, but I don't think they word it like that..  There really are websites for large shoes.  I stay out of that world.
good thinking.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2306 on: September 08, 2019, 07:54:47 PM »

@Walks_At_Night  You're safe. I'm still getting my boho chic on 😼. And Detroit didn't lose. Hopefully this will be a turning point. How many times have the fans thought this would be the season? I always felt sorry for Calvin Johnson

I thought this was pretty cute. With skinny jeans and fancy lady strappy heels

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2307 on: September 08, 2019, 08:24:08 PM »
I’ve been getting Asian Date ads since @GravitySucks began posting from Thailand.

Got Arab Date ad tonight.  Chick had on full makeup, red lipstick and a hijab.  Maybe a Reformed Congregation Arab lady? 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2308 on: September 08, 2019, 10:25:09 PM »
I am happy getting *D*I*A*M*O*N*D*S*

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or diamond like items.

Well @anniem Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Next to her cat
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2309 on: September 11, 2019, 06:53:18 PM »
"Don't bring me dowwwnnn, BRUUUCE!!!" Is that what they say in the song? I refuse to googl it and this was part of a heated debate with idiots this past Saturday evening. It can't be "Bruce"

Bruce?
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