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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2430 on: October 09, 2019, 05:26:37 AM »
@Bart Ell do you care about regional grocery stores?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2431 on: October 09, 2019, 05:55:49 AM »
From Wegmans to Ralphs, Zehrs to FreshCo... The Bart cares deeply.

Brookshire Brothers is another good regional grocery in central Texas. Many of their stores carry what is becoming my favorite ginger beer brewed by a company called Boots which is headquartered near College Station. They even have a good sarsaparilla and a really tasty dreamsicle flavor.

@Bart Ell do you like ginger beer?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2432 on: October 09, 2019, 06:28:38 AM »


@Bart Ell do you like ginger beer?


The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2433 on: October 09, 2019, 06:51:18 AM »
The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!

Ginger beer is non-alcoholic. It is really the only thing I missed when I was in Thailand. I had taken a pound of ginger candy with me which helped suppress the cravings.  Or maybe it made them worse. A good ginger beer is divine. Not the Jamaican style that uses pineapple though.  That taste is not my style. Cock N’ Bull is a good brand that is available nationally.  Not sure about Canada.

The only ginger ale I could find in Thailand was Seagram’s dry ginger ale. It was as if someone took sparkling water and whispered “ginger” into the can.  Woefully lacking in flavor. And sugar.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2434 on: October 09, 2019, 02:18:04 PM »
Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2435 on: October 09, 2019, 03:32:24 PM »
Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?

Who are you and how did you get in here??  >:(

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2436 on: October 09, 2019, 03:39:24 PM »
Hi Bart, Have you seen green shirt lately?

I have.
We are all worried.
A gust of wind got in those sleeves.
He became airborne and was last seen floating over a sausage party in Provincetown.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2437 on: October 09, 2019, 04:48:52 PM »
Who are you and how did you get in here??  >:(

Do you want her shoe size and social security number to, toothpick lady?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2438 on: October 09, 2019, 04:56:55 PM »

The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!
That's a little much, you can't paint everybody who drinks with the same brush. I have a divine relationship with The Glenlivet 21 as well as certain beers and micro gins. The Livet 21 and I enjoy each others company often. Self inventory is something I have mastered and all my ducks are in a row, really. If I am an unhappy or angry person the entire world should really give it a try. I am glad you're are happy. But I am ecstatic that I am too.



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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2439 on: October 09, 2019, 05:03:02 PM »
micro gins.

I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2440 on: October 09, 2019, 05:04:50 PM »
I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
#ThimbleShotsAreFullSizedDrinksToTheLittlePeople

Hey @KSM

Looks like he got you there!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2441 on: October 09, 2019, 05:31:48 PM »
I guess you have to drink micro gins when you are 5'2.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2442 on: October 09, 2019, 05:48:20 PM »
I have.
We are all worried.
A gust of wind got in those sleeves.
He became airborne and was last seen floating over a sausage party in Provincetown.

We need that shirt back and in tip top shape!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2443 on: October 09, 2019, 05:50:08 PM »
Who are you and how did you get in here??  >:(

I mean Welcome to Ellgab™. Post often  :D


Hi there, I'm just lurking usually.  👀

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2444 on: October 09, 2019, 06:05:56 PM »
I don't think my 6' wife would do a 5'2

@BartEllProducer Answer my question about the flooring, dinkass!

Hey shorty pants @KSM! You still haven’t answered my question about your gargantuan Asian wife slapping you around with a catfish! 
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