Ask Bart Anything

[PolkaDot]

The Bart does not like ginger, gingers or beer.
Or ale.
No ginger beer or ale.
The Bart is also a happy soul and not angry at life so The Bart does not need the evil booze!

The only way to drink vodka or tequila is to add lime and ginger Beer.

[GravitySucks]

The only way to drink vodka or tequila is to add lime and ginger Beer.

I’ve heard of Moscow Mules. If you use tequila is it a Tijuana Donkey?

[PolkaDot]

Lol  That's good.  Believe it or not there are height requirements to work on some of the job sites we've worked on. I am 5'11  The two 1's are the 2. I don't think my 6' wife would do a 5'2 guy.

But for comedic purposes I am willing to be five ft two inches tall for the forum. I do my part.

@BartEllProducer Answer my question about the flooring, dinkass!

You’re bad at math. And your wrong, 5’2” holds ginger beer at just the right height.

[PolkaDot]

I’ve heard of Moscow Mules. If you use tequila is it a Tijuana Donkey?

Yes- Mexican Mule.
Same same. 

[KSM]

Hey shorty pants @KSM! You still haven’t answered my question about your gargantuan Asian wife slapping you around with a catfish!

@BartEllProducer All the sudden she's Asian? Her mom is a purebred Russian and her dad is one of those Norwegian assholes who happens to be a French Canadian

I dated an Asian stripper for a weekend in Vancouver. She tried to stick a tube of cocoa butter in me   Started out as an innocent back massage but that was her way of working in her deviant plan to rob me of my innocence. Fortunately I'm Spiderman and my reaction time is down to the millisecond as I spun around all a flutter. "GADZOOOOKS!!!" I said!

The catfish thing was my joke. You can't use my own joke against me. You're better than that.

[KSM]

You’re bad at math. And your wrong, 5’2” holds ginger beer at just the right height.

Ahh shaadup! 5'2 is 5'11  it's fuckin easy stuff. "bad at math" that's like saying "you can't read good" C'mon.

[PolkaDot]

Ahh shaadup! 5'2 is 5'11  it's fuckin easy stuff. "bad at math" that's like saying "you can't read good" C'mon.

You certainly don’t type well. *shrug*  Take a breath, son. Everything’s all right.

[KSM]

You certainly don’t type well. *shrug*  Take a breath, son. Everything’s all right.

I type just fine, hussy-pants. Nice tongue ya got there. 

[GravitySucks]

@Bart Ell do you like apples?

[StarrMountain]

@Bart Ell do you like apples?

The left half looks like a horror movie and the right half looks like fruit porn.

[skittles]

The left half looks like a horror movie and the right half looks like fruit porn.

Haha.  NOW I understand what fruit porn means!   

[StarrMountain]

Haha.  NOW I understand what fruit porn means!   

Hee, hee.     +1.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell do you like apples?

No.
Apples are tree potatoes.

[TigerLily]

 
Dear Bartadien

Do Canadians use the warped, perverted way of spelling like the decadent inbred British? You know, colour, neighbour, sour. Or do they spell correctly like real North Americans?

Non-judgementally Yours,

Red, White and True Blue

[GravitySucks]

Dear Bartadien

Do Canadians use the warped, perverted way of spelling like the decadent inbred British? You know, colour, neighbour, sour. Or do they spell correctly like real North Americans?

Non-judgementally Yours,

Red, White and True Blue Bleux

FIFY