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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2610 on: November 06, 2019, 03:08:47 PM »
Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them?  Chocolate chips even..  I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either
You are correct. No need to take away attention from the home made pancakes. Leave those pancakes alone.
I make the best pancakes in North America.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2611 on: November 06, 2019, 05:47:24 PM »
"True funnies are the funniest of all funnies." - Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2612 on: November 06, 2019, 06:20:19 PM »


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2613 on: November 06, 2019, 06:44:37 PM »



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Thank you for the laugh. That was good. Lawsuit huh, cuts reeaaally close to home all the sudden.

But that was really funny.  BTW  Suing the pants off me?  You're assuming I'm wearing pants.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2614 on: November 07, 2019, 08:39:56 AM »
Bart, do you like regular pancakes or do you prefer all the fruity additions in and or on them?  Chocolate chips even..  I prefer them to be as they were originally meant to be. Not Fucked With! Don't want any whipping cream on them either

Just drink the syrup and bypass these cakes of quicksand.
#FuckPancakes


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2615 on: November 07, 2019, 04:47:42 PM »
Just drink the syrup and bypass these cakes of quicksand.
#FuckPancakes

What do you think about french toast?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2616 on: November 07, 2019, 09:11:13 PM »
What do you think about french toast?

In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2617 on: November 07, 2019, 10:22:08 PM »
In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.

Good idea. A wise Bart.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2618 on: November 07, 2019, 11:46:48 PM »
In France it is called toast.
I prefer french toast to pancakes but I avoid both in my quest to make it to 50.
You can eat the fuck out of all that shit. Simply work it off. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2619 on: November 07, 2019, 11:56:49 PM »
You can eat the fuck out of all that shit. Simply work it off. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2620 on: November 08, 2019, 12:33:47 AM »
Success is not having to run for anything ever again.
Indeed. I agree.

I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.

Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid?  I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.

I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2621 on: November 08, 2019, 08:27:05 AM »
Indeed. I agree.

I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.

Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid?  I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.

I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2622 on: November 08, 2019, 12:19:52 PM »

Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid? 


No, we was poor.
I imagined I had a train.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2623 on: November 08, 2019, 04:53:06 PM »
No, we was poor.
I imagined I had a train.

No trains for us. Rocks. We had rocks.
And shards of glass. The old lady who owned the house before we did buried her garbage in the back yard and for years hunks of glass would surface and stab our feet.
Other than that, had a great childhood!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2624 on: November 08, 2019, 04:58:57 PM »
Indeed. I agree.

I don't run. When it comes to pancakes and such delectable treats, a well maintained body composition does the work for me.

Being that this is the "ask" thread - did you ever have a train set as a kid?  I am currently installing a hanging track around my bar.

I like trains. And I like giraffes. If I can get some little giraffes into the 10" long boxcars, life would be absolutely grand as I would be the conductor! From HELL!


Yes, I had a basic Lionel set with a station and I think maybe a house or two?  Don't recall. I do recall that the locomotive came with some kind of pellet you put down the smokestack and it smoked while going around the track, very cool. And I think there was a button on the controller that you could press and it would toot the whistle. My memories of this are faint as I was very little. The trains were supposed to be for my older brother but I liked them much more than he did, so my Dad taught me how to play with them. The tracks were built on a big board in the basement that we could stand up against the wall when not using it. It was not a fancy set, very basic, but really fun.

I hope you will enjoy yours!
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