Ask Bart Anything

[anniem]

If there was another one. Or perhaps just a song parody to be done on filthy animals..  The Zoo (Scorps) might be good   It lends itself rather well dun't we thinks?

But don't zoos keep their animals clean?

[KSM]

But don't zoos keep their animals clean?

But in our zoo the animals soil themselves and roll around in it. They are philthy by choice not by circumstance. They. Are. Ghastly critters, Dear Annie!!

[anniem]

But in our zoo the animals soil themselves and roll around in it. They are philthy by choice not by circumstance. They. Are. Ghastly critters, Dear Annie!!

So it isn't their fault?

[KSM]

So it isn't their fault?

To a degree, yes! But one can argue that they do not know any better. You know, because they're as my nephew says, a "stupidhead"

[Bart Ell]

A Facebook fight, a filthy sight
Watch them come unglued

[anniem]

To a degree, yes! But one can argue that they do not know any better. You know, because they're as my nephew says, a "stupidhead"

Your nephew is well on his way to not be a stupidhead.

[anniem]

A Facebook fight, a filthy sight
Watch them come unglued

Almost a haiku

[Sofia]

Or the color blue.  Or....

WTF, Sofia.  Are you having a Tootsie brain fart?

Yes, stranger things have happened and that was a weird one.  Maybe a contextual post was deleted around the same time.

[Bart Ell]

Almost a haiku

That doesn't sound German.

[anniem]

That doesn't sound German.

A sneeze, perhaps

[FISH]

A sneeze, perhaps

“gesundheit”

[TigerLily]

A sneeze, perhaps

Like a nice "achoo"

[Bart Ell]

Like a nice "achoo"

The guy on The Simpsons?
I guess I am asking myself in here...
So yes, like the guy on The Simpsons.

[TigerLily]

I guess I now have two questions to Ask Bart

Do you often ask and answer your own questions? Is that a sign of genius or insanity?

[TigerLily]

And now for the question I originally came here to Ask Bart. From reading the news it seems people, or at least Filthy Animals, think you hate us. Are you full of hate, Bart?