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[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell should I have dinner before or after @Boogs takes calls from a few special guests?

During!
No farting... this week.

[FISH]

During!
No farting... this week.

Last question--how long does a fart smell last in a jar?

[Bart Ell]

Last question--how long does a fart smell last in a jar?

Depends on the quality of fart.
A good quality fart will last a decade.

[FISH]

Depends on the quality of fart.
A good quality fart will last a decade.

LIKE 

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily Big +1 on the Purple burn.  We can agree to disagree on the many versions of Coverdale. He was in my top five vocal influences when I started out.  Whitesnakes Crying In The Rain is the tops!  The Note at the very end of the song - a High E  was what I strived for and eventually mastered. And it's NOT falsetto! Nor is my stuff.  It's a handy tool but full real notes are the only legitimate way if properly done.

I love this version even more. Coverdale slays that last note. And Gilmore. OMG

[KSM]

Yeah see  if we had an Incredible live performances thread that would be in there!!  Wonderful!

[TigerLily]

Yeah see  if we had an Incredible live performances thread that would be in there!!  Wonderful!

Excellent idea! Now who could conjure up such Magick?

[KSM]

Excellent idea! Now who could conjure up such Magick?

Yeah well I did it. But if that one ends up being another dud you're on the hook!! Up until recently my threads have done very well but I still haven't recovered from the last one.  Ugghhh

[Spookcat]

Should I get the flu shot?

[PolkaDot]

Should I get the flu shot?

it's a bit late in the season.....

[Spookcat]

it's a bit late in the season.....

🤷‍♀️ Peak is January and February. It’s offered through March here

[FISH]

🤷‍♀️ Peak is January and February. It’s offered through March here

YES. Get the shot. I was exposed to the flu last February by two people who were in my home. I had gotten the shot in January. My doctor ordered Tamiflu for me after my two guests left.
I never got the flu.

[GravitySucks]

Should I get the flu shot?

I HAD to get them in the Air Force.  I got a couple when my son was younger but got sick every time. I haven’t had one since 1989 and I can’t remember ever getting the flu in the last 30 years.  Maybe it’s just coincidence or maybe I keep my immune system in really good shape.  If I ever get old I might change my mind. 

[KSM]

Bart, who is the Buddy? Did somebody sneak their dog in?

I patiently await a smartass answer.

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[Spookcat]

Bart, who is the Buddy? Did somebody sneak their dog in?

I patiently await a smartass answer.

Could it be someone that you have on a friends list?