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[GravitySucks]

I did not follow that advice. I was suffering from a horrible allergy attack and while a relative was in surgery my youngest brother and I decided to find the not too far away Walgreens. Except we could not find it and we walked and walked and walked, clearly the area becoming more and more run down with each step we took. I have no idea how far we walked, but we were not in a good area. The further we went the more deserted buildings with windows boarded up we saw. No one bothered us though. And we did finally find the Walgreens.

You’re braver than I am. 

[anniem]

You’re braver than I am.

I couldn't breathe!  Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.

[Bart Ell]

When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.

I saw them cooking dog on the side of the road there.
DOG!

Tasted like chicken.
I kid, I kid.

[Sofia]

When the wife was recently in glorious crime free Baltimore she was told to stay within one block of her fine downtown hotel. Oh, and NOT to look certain people in the eye while outside due to racial tension.

Horrid.  if you dont look them in the eye, how will you see any problem coming!

[Sofia]

I couldn't breathe!  Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.

Bid Pharma hates OTC.   I've seen patients BEG for epsom salts, decongestant, nasal saline, expectorant, even orange juice, a decent hair brush...  It's just wrong.  I'm moving away from working in traditional healthcare.

[TigerLily]

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[KSM]

Horrid.  if you dont look them in the eye, how will you see any problem coming!

specifically is went something like "Attractive blond white women should really try to avoid eye contact with purple and green haired black mamma folk"  Knowing her she would've made it a point to make eye contact with all form of the Jemima clan.

[Sofia]

specifically is went something like "Attractive blond white women should really try to avoid eye contact with purple and green haired black mamma folk"  Knowing her she would've made it a point to make eye contact with all form of the Jemima clan.

No offense to you.  You're just the messenger.  Regardless of race, always look, not staring and maybe be surreptitious.  But always look.  Unless you know them and their resources well, or they have been frisked.  This business of not looking is neither urban nor sophisticated, but stupid.  Looking gives you the only warning you might get in adverse circumstances.  Could be just enough time to duck, roll, knock 'em down, turn the lights out, call 911, etc...  Looking is not guaranteed to help, since there are people who don't show their emotions.  But most people wear their intentions on their face.

[KSM]

No offense to you.  You're just the messenger.  Regardless of race, always look, not staring and maybe be surreptitious.  But always look.  Unless you know them and their resources well, or they have been frisked.  This business of not looking is neither urban nor sophisticated, but stupid.  Looking gives you the only warning you might get in adverse circumstances.  Could be just enough time to duck, roll, knock 'em down, turn the lights out, call 911, etc...  Looking is not guaranteed to help, since there are people who don't show their emotions.  But most people wear their intentions on their face.

The only emotion my wife has is the "How intense of an orgasm can you give me?" one.  She's almost a Vulcan. 

[PolkaDot]

The only emotion my wife has is the "How intense of an orgasm can you give me?" one.  She's almost a Vulcan. 

So who's winning - you or the pool boy?

[KSM]

So who's winning - you or the pool boy?

Not only am I the "you" you speak of but I am also the "pool boy" you speak of.

[MataHari22]

I couldn't breathe!  Well, I could but not easily. We asked a number of people where the Walgreens was, and they were all nice but incorrect. Seems silly that one can't get over the counter stuff AT a hospital pharmacy.

Bid Pharma hates OTC.   I've seen patients BEG for epsom salts, decongestant, nasal saline, expectorant, even orange juice, a decent hair brush...  It's just wrong.  I'm moving away from working in traditional healthcare.

Wow, that's weird.  My hospital pharmacy has quite a few OTC things.  I know they have Epsom salts, decongestants, saline, Benadryl, ibuprofen, Tylenol, Peptobismal.... that type of stuff.   For six weeks I had to take Benadryl every day, and I always bought it there because the hospital pharmacy was super inexpensive for the generic Benadryl.   

[anniem]

I saw this:

"KNOWING BART AND HIS RESOURCES IT WOULD BE EASY FOR HIM TO FIND YOU"

Is that true? What is the nature of these resources? How do we know there are resources? I'm not sure I believe that statement. I think I'd need a bit of proof. Wait. What was that? I heard a noise behind me....HELLO? ANYONE THERE? I'm sure I heard something back there. I'm not sure where I left the flashlight. If it were Bart, would he bring a flashlight that I could borrow to see if he is there? Oh this is getting very very complicated. Well, I'm right here so Bart, if you need to find me, this is where I am. Yup. Bart, are you sneaking around in the dark?
Eep

[anniem]

Bart, what is a wee bit?

[KSM]

Bart, what is a wee bit?

Chimps penis.