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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3090 on: February 03, 2020, 05:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2020, 05:51:16 AM
So at your true core, you are like some sort of Intergalatic Ming the Merciless?   *shiver*   

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3091 on: February 03, 2020, 06:15:01 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 03, 2020, 05:30:43 AM
My current fav is:
IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT SOMEONE HAS THIS MUCH POWER

Bart Ell the First:  Future Emperor of the Earth
Yeah, that is a good one.
My favorite is “BART IS AN ASS BUT GETS DISTRACTED EASILY. “ I don’t understand why the word “but” was used.  Is getting distracted easily a compliment? I just don’t get it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3092 on: February 03, 2020, 06:36:14 AM »
Quote from: FISH on February 03, 2020, 06:15:01 AM
Yeah, that is a good one.
My favorite is “BART IS AN ASS BUT GETS DISTRACTED EASILY. “ I don’t understand why the word “but” was used.  Is getting distracted easily a compliment? I just don’t get it.

In her defense she was probably distracted by the police lights coming after her for the garbage she just threw out of her moving vehicle to pay attention to what she was writing.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3093 on: February 03, 2020, 08:03:40 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 03, 2020, 04:56:28 AM
It is not my fault you are absolute shit in comparison to my beloved Spookcat!

Oh dear. The truth hurts
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3094 on: February 03, 2020, 08:07:16 AM »
Quote from: Spookcat on February 03, 2020, 05:49:39 AM
It's my my fault that I'm so adorable!

I like you and anniem though!

Mere crumbs the Beloved @Spookcat throws at us lesser beings; The Unloved. The Unworthy
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3095 on: February 03, 2020, 10:06:17 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on February 03, 2020, 08:07:16 AM
Mere crumbs the Beloved @Spookcat throws at us lesser beings; The Unloved. The Unworthy
News banner is giving us advice. It is like an Ouija board.
LAY LOW A WEE BIT SO THE BART WILL PLACE HIS FOCUS ELSEWHERE

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3096 on: February 03, 2020, 10:07:42 AM »
this is not a joke question
Whenever I google EllGab. Google will ask me--Did you mean: bellgab.com?
What is wrong with google? I do not want to return to the old country.  ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3097 on: February 03, 2020, 11:46:43 AM »
Quote from: FISH on February 03, 2020, 10:07:42 AM
this is not a joke question
Whenever I google EllGab. Google will ask me--Did you mean: bellgab.com?
What is wrong with google? I do not want to return to the old country.  ::)
Easy fix. Don't use google.

Maybe I spoke too soon? @FISH

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3098 on: February 03, 2020, 12:33:28 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 03, 2020, 10:06:17 AM
News banner is giving us advice. It is like an Ouija board.
LAY LOW A WEE BIT SO THE BART WILL PLACE HIS FOCUS ELSEWHERE

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3099 on: February 03, 2020, 03:15:15 PM »
Quote from: anniem on February 03, 2020, 12:33:28 PM
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WHERE?
I WOULD LIKE TO FOCUS ON THAT NOW

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3100 on: February 09, 2020, 07:55:16 PM »
Why hasn't it snowed in my city?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3101 on: February 09, 2020, 07:59:02 PM »
Quote from: FISH on February 09, 2020, 07:55:16 PM
Why hasn't it snowed in my city?

It hasn't in mine either. But at least we got rain today
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3102 on: February 10, 2020, 09:57:49 AM »
Quote from: FISH on February 09, 2020, 07:55:16 PM
Why hasn't it snowed in my city?

Big Sunshine has got to your mayor.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3103 on: February 10, 2020, 10:55:32 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on February 09, 2020, 07:59:02 PM
It hasn't in mine either. But at least we got rain today
@TigerLily Aaahhh Shaaadup you don't GET SNOW where you are!  ::) ::) ::)

And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3104 on: February 10, 2020, 11:11:42 AM »
Quote from: KSM on February 10, 2020, 10:55:32 AM
And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!

I bet that's what you tell all the boys!

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