Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

I bet that's what you tell all the boys!

#InDaButt

I was leaving that joke open for tigerlolly and now you've gone and ruined it. Sit still maybe she won't notice

[TigerLily]

@TigerLily Aaahhh Shaaadup you don't GET SNOW where you are! 

And Bart, one or two inches doesn't count!

Bart. Don't pay any attention to KSM. It's not how much snow you have. It's the power of the snow blower

[TigerLily]

I was leaving that joke open for tigerlolly and now you've gone and ruined it. Sit still maybe she won't notice

Notice what? I'm a little bleary-eyed today. And I think that you spelled my name wrong. It's TiggerLolly

[Bart Ell]

Bart. Don't pay any attention to KSM. It's not how much snow you have. It's the power of the snow blower

He is letting them put 1 or 2 inches of snow in his bottom?

[KSM]

He is letting them put 1 or 2 inches of snow in his bottom?

..there's just no comeback for that. I don't even know exactly what that is really   I would think the snow would melt as they tried to do such an act, and I would just be a little soggy back there perhaps but it would hardly be a day ruiner. There'd be no harm done if they did manage to put snow in my bum cuz it will melt and my ego is so big that the quickly fading bruise wouldn't even have time to register.

Or is the joke on me because I actually stopped working to respond

Notice what? I'm a little bleary-eyed today.

Yeah those wine hangovers are the worst eh..

[Bart Ell]

..there's just no comeback for that. I don't even know exactly what that is really   I would think the snow would melt as they tried to do such an act, and I would just be a little soggy back there perhaps but it would hardly be a day ruiner. There'd be no harm done if they did manage to put snow in my bum cuz it will melt and my ego is so big that the quickly fading bruise wouldn't even have time to register.

#BrokebackSnowman

[KSM]

#BrokebackSnowman

#BrokeBackSnowMountainMan

[TigerLily]

Dear Bartissimo

Was this a belated Valentine?  Or a not so subtle criticism?

@bart_ell

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bartissimo

Was this a belated Valentine?  Or a not so subtle criticism?

@bart_ell

It's from October so it would be very belated.

[TigerLily]

It's from October so it would be very belated.

It showed up on my Twitter on the 15th. But not my Valentine gift? Then where's my present?

[Bart Ell]

It showed up on my Twitter on the 15th. But not my Valentine gift? Then where's my present?

It changes the date when I change it from unlisted to public.

HERE IS YOUR FUCKING GIFT!

[TigerLily]

It changes the date when I change it from unlisted to public.

HERE IS YOUR FUCKING GIFT!

Got it! 😺 💕

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[KSM]

@TigerLily
Not so fast hotstuff. I saw what you said in the SOR thread.  Prepare thy ass for Extreme Moderation!  Get used to sitting on a donut!

[Sofia]

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[PolkaDot]

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