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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3195 on: February 28, 2020, 04:56:48 PM »
Definitely, really, truly, 100% plausible!
..but there's only a 31% chance of that :-\  think I'm lost..

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3196 on: February 28, 2020, 08:25:44 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3197 on: February 28, 2020, 08:43:43 PM »
What?

You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3198 on: February 28, 2020, 09:11:37 PM »
You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3199 on: February 28, 2020, 09:14:22 PM »
Bouncy waters run deep

I JUST BOINGED IN THE SPACED OUT RADIO THREAD!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3200 on: February 28, 2020, 09:16:12 PM »
I JUST BOINGED IN THE SPACED OUT RADIO THREAD!

DID YOU THINK I HAD NOT SEEN IT? (cos I saw it, but I have to phrase it in the form of a question)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3201 on: February 29, 2020, 02:24:13 AM »
..but there's only a 31% chance of that :-\  think I'm lost..
You have a very creative and maybe even literary streak when it's not being gross!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3202 on: February 29, 2020, 06:51:18 PM »
Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.

This makes zero sense.

I'll take my answer off the air.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3203 on: February 29, 2020, 06:59:35 PM »
Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.

This makes zero sense.

I'll take my answer off the air.

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What's wrong with being nekkid?  My junk needs to breath.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3204 on: March 01, 2020, 11:57:04 AM »
Bart, How can you be "nekkid as a jay bird" when birds have feathers and hoo-mins don't.

This makes zero sense.

I'll take my answer off the air.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3205 on: March 02, 2020, 10:56:15 AM »
Is today voting day?  Where do I cast my ballot(s)?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3206 on: March 02, 2020, 12:28:52 PM »
Is today voting day?  Where do I cast my ballot(s)?

They call it Super Tuesday for a reason.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3207 on: March 02, 2020, 01:34:17 PM »
Advice would be appreciated.

The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.

However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...

Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3208 on: March 02, 2020, 02:03:47 PM »
Pull an Art.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3209 on: March 02, 2020, 03:12:05 PM »
Advice would be appreciated.

The past couple of months, I have had a really hard time working with one coworker especially because I caught her getting into my purse. Someone else said they caught her stealing some money from them. (Like $5, but still). Management won't do anything because there are no cameras to witness either incident and the girl is quite obviously special needs. (I'm not saying that to be mean. She actually has autism or schizophrenia or something.) I thought that when I told the manager I didn't feel comfortable working with her, and he agreed not to have us working at the same time, that was that.

However, recently, another coworker has come down with shingles, and with another visiting her elderly mother, I was roped in to working with the problematic girl. Management said that another worker would have to stay late to ensure Problem and I weren't alone together (I don't know what they think would happen, but whatever). The one roped into staying late today had a sour attitude all morning because she thinks I'm being selfish and stubborn. They actually sent ME home an hour a half early because I was making the girl uncomfortable; which we were both ignoring each other so I don't know what I did but there ya go...

Should I just ignore it all and brush it off, or cut my losses and part ways with the place?

Ignore it all.
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