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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart, 

Most of us do not have mountain redoubts to ride out the pandemic in.   So for us little peoples out and about with the Senda's of the world, will this gizmo protect us from Corona-Chan?   

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I asked Mrs. Walks about it but she said it looked like a butt secks toy for perverts and made me take the rubbish out.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart, 

Most of us do not have mountain redoubts to ride out the pandemic in.   So for us little peoples out and about with the Senda's of the world, will this gizmo protect us from Corona-Chan?   

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I asked Mrs. Walks about it but she said it looked like a butt secks toy for perverts and made me take the rubbish out.

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Gotta be honest - I saw the image before reading your post and had the same thought as Mrs. Walks.

[Mr Apnea]

GO BUY LOTS OF TOILET PAPER!

I think it will be easier to hijack a delivery truck

Once I get them, then what do I do?

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[Bart Ell]

I think it will be easier to hijack a delivery truck

Once I get them, then what do I do?

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DRAW FACES ON THEM AND SEX THE MOUTHS!

[Mr Apnea]

DRAW FACES ON THEM AND SEX THE MOUTHS!

I got the faces...

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[Bart Ell]

I got the faces...

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OTHER WAY!

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[anniem]

I got the faces...

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Oh I love these things!

[KSM]

I don't like toilet paper talk. It's really, really weird and it makes me uncomfortable. Putting faces on it? WTF kind of humor is that? You shouldn't be talking about it. Not at all.  Do your business and shutup about it. So now we're like four years old? 

[Chimp_Covfefe]

I don't like toilet paper talk. It's really, really weird and it makes me uncomfortable. Putting faces on it? WTF kind of humor is that? You shouldn't be talking about it. Not at all.  Do your business and shutup about it. So now we're like four years old? 

Yeah, I agree, who the hell needs toilet paper, I certainly don't!

So I agree for once, unless @KSM32  is some kinda sissy and has a bidet.

[Chimp_Covfefe]

[Bart Ell]

Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!

Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/

[KSM]

Yeah, I agree, who the hell needs toilet paper, I certainly don't!

So I agree for once, unless @KSM32  is some kinda sissy and has a bidet.

The chick who said "It's like a massage for your anus" WTF?

I know this chick named Lynn who would forgo the bidet and just make a …

[TigerLily]

Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!

Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/

That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience

PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?

[KSM]

That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience

PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?

"performing" ? Well I guess they feel like they're on stage don't they Imagine if they could play the trombone while they PERFORMED number 2! Be a rootin' tootin' good ole time for all to experience.

No Thank You!

[Sofia]

One doesn't

Got it.