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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3330 on: March 13, 2020, 11:23:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 13, 2020, 06:59:14 PM
Uptight guy was afraid to enjoy it.
The ladies relaxed and let it happen.
I have no idea why every toilet is not a bidet.
BIG TOILET PAPER HAS YOU ALL CONNED!

Join The Bart and get yourself a Toto!
It has a warm air dryer for the total experience.
https://www.totousa.com/
That was ridiculous and hilarious 😆
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3331 on: March 13, 2020, 11:36:39 PM »
Hey Bart, in one of our future WOO collaborations perhaps you and I can Perform Number 2 together!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3332 on: March 15, 2020, 05:11:53 PM »
Last night you told me that I was going to be HOF. I don't see me there yet. What up, Beotch..!?

You said it, Bart! I deserve something for all I do behind the scenes and within the threads I frequent. I don't want or need money but I demand that I be recognized for my..  whatever it is.  You think this is easy? It's not.

This is an ask and a tell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3333 on: March 15, 2020, 05:15:21 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 15, 2020, 05:11:53 PM
Last night you told me that I was going to be HOF. I don't see me there yet. What up, Beotch..!?

You said it, Bart! I deserve something for all I do behind the scenes and within the threads I frequent. I don't want or need money but I demand that I be recognized for my..  whatever it is.  You think this is easy? It's not.

This is an ask and a tell

The Bart mentioned borderline.

Quote from: Bart Ell on March 14, 2020, 08:36:34 PM
It is borderline HOF worthy!

With the recent pandemic, The Bart has decided to close the HOF border.
SO CLOSE!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3334 on: March 15, 2020, 05:17:07 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 15, 2020, 05:15:21 PM
The Bart mentioned borderline.

With the recent pandemic, The Bart has decided to close the HOF border.
SO CLOSE!

Ait   I'll get in there   I have my ways     8)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3335 on: March 16, 2020, 10:52:34 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on March 13, 2020, 11:04:29 PM
That is such a great video! I first used a bidet in (of course) Paris. Really an essential experience

PS. What's with all the people wearing hats while performing number 2?
A visual reference to asshats.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3336 on: March 23, 2020, 01:35:13 AM »
@Bart, Did you know there are two Chimp Covfefe accounts?  Is it the same person?  The photo is the same and the only difference appears to be one space.  Do you know how Chimp chose his name - was it something to do with Trump's secret message or typo back when...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3337 on: March 23, 2020, 05:49:16 AM »
Quote from: Sofia on March 23, 2020, 01:35:13 AM
@Bart, Did you know there are two Chimp Covfefe accounts?  Is it the same person?  The photo is the same and the only difference appears to be one space.  Do you know how Chimp chose his name - was it something to do with Trump's secret message or typo back when...

There has always been 2 Chimps.
There is dancing Chimp with the WOO TV and there is aftershow animated Chimp.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3338 on: March 23, 2020, 10:32:09 AM »
Bart will @Chimp Covfefe 's friend Lyle Jr become a member in EllGab?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3339 on: March 24, 2020, 06:53:42 AM »
Quote from: FISH on March 23, 2020, 10:32:09 AM
Bart will @Chimp Covfefe 's friend Lyle Jr become a member in EllGab?

That is a question for @Chimp_Covfefe

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3340 on: March 24, 2020, 07:04:52 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 24, 2020, 06:53:42 AM
That is a question for @Chimp_Covfefe
Yeah, you are correct. I tried to ask @Chimp Covfefe  my question. He told to come back latter. He is too busy to answer silly question at this time.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3341 on: March 24, 2020, 08:48:04 PM »
Quote from: FISH on March 24, 2020, 07:04:52 AM
Yeah, you are correct. I tried to ask @Chimp Covfefe  my question. He told to come back latter. He is too busy to answer silly question at this time.

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Someone say my name @FISH ?  Woof!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3342 on: March 24, 2020, 08:49:29 PM »
Quote from: Lyle Jr on March 24, 2020, 08:48:04 PM
Someone say my name?  Woof!
Lyle, you're adorable.  Fuck off.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3343 on: March 24, 2020, 09:01:29 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 24, 2020, 08:49:29 PM
Lyle, you're adorable.  Fuck off.

Ha!  Bring it.  This dog was born elite!  I eat Alphas for lunch!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3344 on: March 24, 2020, 09:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Lyle Jr on March 24, 2020, 09:01:29 PM
Ha!  Bring it.  This dog was born elite!  I eat Alphas for lunch!

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