Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Question: Bart, is Juan right about this?

Yes.
Juan did some extreme moderating with that one!

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell Am I racist for hating to hear Kaleb squeak on the Shriners Hospital commercials?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell Am I racist for hating to hear Kaleb squeak on the Shriners Hospital commercials?

Yes.
Carry on.

[KSM]

I'm going over there to tell you something, do you mind?

[Bart Ell]

I'm going over there to tell you something, do you mind?

Not one stinking bit.
Have at it.

[Sofia]

Wrong thread.

That's not what you said to KSM though.

[KSM]

That's not what you said to KSM though.

You're right!

[paladin1991]

You are better than this.

The title to your self help book?   I can see it now. 

The Book: You are Better than This.

Chapter 1
You are Better than This

Page 1
You are better than this.

The End

19.95 at a Mall store near you!

[paladin1991]

..no he ain't. 

You sure about that?  Let's ask the ladies shall we?  Let's start with Mrs. KSM.

[KSM]

You sure about that?  Let's ask the ladies shall we?  Let's start with Mrs. KSM.

I'm absolutely sure about that. BTW it took ya long enough - I know you're slow but this time you're Slow AND stupid! So go ahead little fish, ask the ladies. Do it! I want you to! Start a thread about it where you can really try and make a case for yourself.

..and trust me, the last thing You would ever want is Mrs. KSM's COMPLETE & UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION you puny moron bitch!

[JayGab]

..and trust me, the last thing You would ever want is Mrs. KSM's COMPLETE & UNDIVIDED FUCKING ATTENTION you puny moron bitch!

Let's start with Mrs. KSM.

I actually like you paladin but I know Mrs. KSM and you are no doubt the owner/operator of a small and or tiny dink thus disqualifying you of even a glance from her.

[ShayP]

Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound?  We need to stay clean.

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[GravitySucks]

Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound?  We need to stay clean.

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WTF @ShayP ?   Where is the Trigger Warning?

Geez dude.

[ShayP]

WTF @ShayP ?   Where is the Trigger Warning?

Geez dude.

LOL!  You don't like showers?  Ahhh, I see.  You are a bath guy.  Should Bart just install a huge Roman style bath with Terracotta bricks, fine mosaic floors, and marble-covered walls in the compound?  I'm down.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, can we get this for the EllGab compound?  We need to stay clean.

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If this is to stay fresh and clean then yes.
If this just so you can take a cheeky look at my bumbum then check your DMs.