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paladin1991

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3435 on: April 16, 2020, 12:23:43 PM »
Quote from: JayGab on April 14, 2020, 01:05:15 PM
I actually like you paladin but I know Mrs. KSM and you are no doubt the owner/operator of a small and or tiny dink thus disqualifying you of even a glance from her.
Hey my dinky winky, er, heat seeking moisture missle is the thing that dreams are made of.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3436 on: April 16, 2020, 01:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 16, 2020, 12:16:54 PM
Did you have a good "Birthday"?

Twitter gave me balloons!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3437 on: April 16, 2020, 01:23:08 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 15, 2020, 07:49:19 PM
Inference here: That Bart is packing rather, light? @PolkaDot ?

Very light but it just made it easier to take it places.
And it has been to many, many places!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3438 on: April 16, 2020, 01:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 16, 2020, 01:11:39 PM
Twitter gave me balloons!

They were nice balloons!
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3439 on: April 16, 2020, 05:42:12 PM »
WHEN does the VOTING START!??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3440 on: April 16, 2020, 06:03:47 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 16, 2020, 05:42:12 PM
WHEN does the VOTING START!??

As soon as the person who was doing it is back and well enough to finish what they started.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3441 on: April 17, 2020, 07:49:53 AM »
@Bart Ell   Hey Bart!

What's up with all these chicks wearing pillows?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3442 on: April 17, 2020, 07:51:20 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 07:49:53 AM
@Bart Ell   Hey Bart!

What's up with all these chicks wearing pillows?

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It should be covering that disgusting duck face she is making...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3443 on: April 17, 2020, 10:15:01 AM »
Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?

Yours truly,

Guilty as Fuck!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3444 on: April 17, 2020, 10:30:13 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 10:15:01 AM
Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?

Yours truly,

Guilty as Fuck!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3445 on: April 17, 2020, 10:43:15 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 10:30:13 AM

Listen to what Lonesome George's parents were telling him in this tune.
Learn it.  Know it.  Live it..................

Done all of it. kept my hair. You a bitter bald fucker are ya WAN? Bitter because you still work a 15 hour day for someone else?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3446 on: April 17, 2020, 10:56:53 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 10:15:01 AM
Is it wrong to start the day off with two giant chocolate chip cookies?

Yours truly,

Guilty as Fuck!

Wrong that it is only 2.
I started my day with 4 pieces of baklava.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3447 on: April 17, 2020, 11:09:54 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 17, 2020, 10:56:53 AM
Wrong that it is only 2.
I started my day with 4 pieces of baklava.
I had fried chicken hearts, eggs, Rye toast and tomatoes with avocado. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3448 on: April 17, 2020, 11:40:51 AM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on April 17, 2020, 11:09:54 AM
I had fried chicken hearts, eggs, Rye toast and tomatoes with avocado.
Who would have thought Paladin was an avocado toast guy?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3449 on: April 17, 2020, 01:40:11 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 10:43:15 AM
Bitter because you still work a 15 hour day for someone else?

Still beats your side hustle of dressing up like a clown and jerking off truckers at the rest area. You are finally charging right?
Be wary of phony kleptos with bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
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