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StarrMountain

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3600 on: June 13, 2020, 09:16:41 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 09:12:43 PM
Because it takes longer if he walks.

 ;D ;D ;D

+1 ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3601 on: June 13, 2020, 09:23:52 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 09:12:43 PM
Because it takes longer if he walks.

True!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3602 on: June 13, 2020, 09:25:46 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on June 13, 2020, 09:12:43 PM
Because it takes longer if he walks.
Oh no worries. The store is downhill, I'll just slide down my penis.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3603 on: June 13, 2020, 09:27:38 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on June 13, 2020, 09:25:46 PM
Oh no worries. The store is downhill, I'll just slide down my penis.

I'd love to see how you get back home.   ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3604 on: June 13, 2020, 09:29:17 PM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 09:27:38 PM
I'd love to see how you get back home.   ::)
LOL

I need a lift.  ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3605 on: June 13, 2020, 09:35:47 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on June 13, 2020, 09:29:17 PM
LOL

I need a lift.  ;D

Buy a re-tractor? ??? ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3606 on: June 13, 2020, 11:22:32 PM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 09:27:38 PM
I'd love to see how you get back home.   ::)

He braids his pubic hair and climbs it
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3607 on: June 13, 2020, 11:26:43 PM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on June 13, 2020, 04:48:19 PM
How do you do it, Bart?  How do you shield yourself from those who attack and slander you?  I would appreciate your advice.  Thank you. :)

It's only slander if it's not true
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3608 on: June 13, 2020, 11:46:43 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on June 13, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
He braids his pubic hair and climbs it

LOL!  Silly me, I should have known. ;D  Love ya Sis.  +1  :-*

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3609 on: June 13, 2020, 11:56:12 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on June 13, 2020, 11:26:43 PM
It's only slander if it's not true
Unfortunately there are some people who actually enjoy feeding on slander - knowing it's slander - rather than ingesting the cold hard truth.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3610 on: June 19, 2020, 06:40:01 AM »
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3611 on: June 19, 2020, 06:42:40 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3612 on: June 19, 2020, 10:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on June 19, 2020, 06:42:40 AM
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3613 on: June 21, 2020, 10:34:21 AM »
Bart, is this possibly the reason why you enjoy peaches?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3614 on: June 21, 2020, 11:01:36 AM »
Quote from: Bluejay on June 21, 2020, 10:34:21 AM
Bart, is this possibly the reason why you enjoy peaches?

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It looks like that guy shaves his hands!
I would rather be eating the peach while looking at the bumbum.
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