Ask Bart Anything

[Mr Apnea]

First it was Slurpie Church, now it's Eddie Van Halen.  How do you do it @Bart Ell?

[Bart Ell]

Is it wrong to mindfully demonstrate respect to a thread with such a toss?

hee hee hee

Evil!

[Bart Ell]

First it was Slurpie Church, now it's Eddie Van Halen.  How do you do it @Bart Ell?

I am the greatest living psychic.
I could ride these predictions for a decade of C2C appearances.

[Ciardelo]

I am the greatest living psychic.
I could ride these predictions for a decade of C2C appearances.

Where can the listeners buy your book?

[Bart Ell]

Where can the listeners buy your book?

I plan on charging $169 a minute as a psychic to the rich.

[KSM]

I plan on charging $169 a minute as a psychic to the rich.

In Canadian dollars.

[Sillyphion]

In Canadian dollars.

Now where did that precious question mark disappear to ❓

[KSM]

Now where did that precious question mark disappear to ❓

Look up! It's flying WAAAY that fuck over your head. 

[Sillyphion]

Look up! It's flying WAAAY that fuck over your head. 

If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?

[Sillyphion]

O wondrous sage,
what constitutes 𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑎 in the 𝐸𝑙𝑙𝑔𝑎𝑏 meadow
and how does one find the greenest pasture,
but, more importantly, why should one bother ?

[KSM]

If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?

The onus is not on me to explain your own stupidity to you. And by the way MAN HANDS how's that lil radio career going? Don't answer; we know

[JayGab]

The ANUS is not on me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  FUCK YOU!

[JayGab]

If this is what we can expect from a moderator,
what hope do the rest of us poor saps have ?

PLUS ONE HORSE CUNT!

[Spookcat]

Is there turkey?

[Bart Ell]

Is there turkey?

There was.