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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3765 on: October 23, 2020, 05:18:34 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 23, 2020, 03:32:16 PM
You'll have to get past his electric fence and gate. I know how to deal with those things. Easy fix - we'll get our free Bart stuff.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3766 on: October 23, 2020, 11:35:54 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 23, 2020, 03:32:16 PM
You'll have to get past his electric fence and gate. I know how to deal with those things. Easy fix - we'll get out free Bart stuff.
I have a strange feeling the best he has to offer is frozen peaches.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3767 on: October 24, 2020, 05:39:07 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on October 23, 2020, 11:35:54 PM
I have a strange feeling the best he has to offer is frozen peaches.

What kind of reverse Hitler filthy animal freezes peaches?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3768 on: October 26, 2020, 12:21:02 PM »
You're not far from my in-laws. Are you in some kind of heat wave at the moment? Like 26 yesterday?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3769 on: October 26, 2020, 12:25:53 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on October 26, 2020, 12:21:02 PM
You're not far from my in-laws. Are you in some kind of heat wave at the moment? Like 26 yesterday?


It was 27 a few days ago.
Down to 10 today.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3770 on: November 01, 2020, 07:34:40 PM »
Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3771 on: November 02, 2020, 04:51:04 AM »
Quote from: FISH on November 01, 2020, 07:34:40 PM
Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.


It's up to Chimp, he has been a princess ever since his initial success.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3772 on: November 02, 2020, 09:27:08 AM »

Dear Bartastic

Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3773 on: November 02, 2020, 10:25:05 AM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 02, 2020, 09:27:08 AM
Dear Bartastic

Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar

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The wicked witch is back. Oh the joy.

People join this place just BECAUSE of my avatars! @TigerLily

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3774 on: November 02, 2020, 12:40:19 PM »
Bart,

Why if you live in New York City, it's called New York, New York

But if you live in Oklahoma City, it's not called Oklahoma, Oklahoma?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3775 on: November 02, 2020, 01:32:59 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on November 02, 2020, 09:27:08 AM
Dear Bartastic

Anything new happening since I was l was gone? I see @KSM32 is still keeping it classy from his latest avatar

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Lots of prick talk from @DaveScottSOR

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3776 on: November 02, 2020, 01:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on November 02, 2020, 12:40:19 PM
Bart,

Why if you live in New York City, it's called New York, New York

But if you live in Oklahoma City, it's not called Oklahoma, Oklahoma?

Because admitting you are from Oklahoma once is bad enough.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3777 on: November 02, 2020, 02:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 02, 2020, 01:33:45 PM
Because admitting you are from Oklahoma once is bad enough.

And it doesn't fit on your luggage tags. I'm sure if you live in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma you travel ... a lot
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3778 on: November 02, 2020, 02:44:46 PM »
Quote from: FISH on November 01, 2020, 07:34:40 PM
Will there be another RESURRECTION in honor of 2020 @Bart Ell ?
Word on the street is that @Chimp_Covfefe wants to dance for us.



Totally awesome! But you owe us a decent funky monkey dance. Only white boys here so someone has to get his groove on. The Black Ghostes was worth the repeat. Not sure how he manages with no pipes under his gown.  I do believe I was insulted during the finale

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3779 on: November 02, 2020, 05:27:35 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 02, 2020, 04:51:04 AM
It's up to Chimp, he has been a princess ever since his initial success.
dear @Chimp_Covfefe the world needs you.
You may bring your friend.

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