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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3855 on: December 10, 2020, 05:55:32 PM »
Do you have a nose, and if so how many nostrils are in it?

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« Reply #3856 on: December 10, 2020, 06:40:26 PM »
Shouldn't that be in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread?

Yes, you would have to answer that question over there.

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« Reply #3857 on: December 10, 2020, 06:42:00 PM »
Do you have a nose, and if so how many nostrils are in it?

Nope, some uncle got my nose when I was 3.

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« Reply #3858 on: December 10, 2020, 06:59:28 PM »
Shouldn't that be in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread?
Tadaahh Well done! You're a natural. @Exile Too many people abuse these threads with misplaced gobbly-gook!

Sometimes - you may find yourself in a bit of a pickle when you have a Tell AND an ask. This is when you must decide what comes first.

EXAMPLE of a Tell Ask:  Bart, there are two bands in town at two different places playing during the same time slot. I really dig both bands so naturally I am having trouble deciding which concert to attend. Any suggestions?   <<--A tell with an ASK tail
The above started as a TELL but you'll notice ended in an ASK. Therefore the above would be placed in the TELL thread.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3859 on: December 10, 2020, 09:24:51 PM »
Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?

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« Reply #3860 on: December 10, 2020, 11:11:15 PM »
Nope, some uncle got my nose when I was 3.

HAAaa!!!

The fucking thumb and the fingers trick thingy! Some of those uncles are dead. And they have our noses.  :o

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« Reply #3861 on: December 11, 2020, 05:13:26 AM »
Is it true that if we ask you no more questions you'll tell us no more lies?


Fat chance!
Lying is forever.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3862 on: December 11, 2020, 07:07:40 AM »

Fat chance!
Lying is forever.

Why is that? Wouldn't telling the truth be the better option in the long run?
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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« Reply #3863 on: December 11, 2020, 12:36:36 PM »
Why is that? Wouldn't telling the truth be the better option in the long run?

I may run for office one day.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3864 on: December 12, 2020, 11:35:15 AM »
Bart, some anonymous people are claiming you are responsible for this Monolith craze and the evil clown sightings in 2016. Is there there any truth to these rumors that I may or may not have started?
Ask me about the legendary desert Bigfoot. A.K.A the Sandsquatch and his more elusive cousin, the Albino White Sands Dunefoot.

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« Reply #3865 on: December 12, 2020, 01:13:12 PM »
Bart, some anonymous people are claiming you are responsible for this Monolith craze and the evil clown sightings in 2016. Is there there any truth to these rumors that I may or may not have started?

Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.

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« Reply #3866 on: December 12, 2020, 06:14:57 PM »
Not true, I would have made it prick shaped so that @DaveScottSOR could have reported on the Prickolith.

Is it okay if I laugh at this?

 ;D
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« Reply #3867 on: December 13, 2020, 05:09:40 AM »
Is it okay if I laugh at this?

 ;D

I see no issue.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3868 on: December 13, 2020, 05:11:46 AM »
Yo Bart! Is Keith a cunt in your opinion? Asking for my wife?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3869 on: December 13, 2020, 05:21:38 AM »
I would like to bring some Bellgabbers over to do more EXCLUSIVE work over here. Would you welcome this?
Could we expect any preferential treatment? Jackstar and I want to do a EllGabAfterMidnight show together competing heatd to head against Liberace's KidnostadCast Satrurday evenings if down? This would be until I take over DMDN in 2021-2022 and add it to CRN when we launch in early 2021 TBA
Gracias Bart
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