Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

This made me laugh like hell.  Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI

I does not make you a bad person.
It makes you an easily entertained person.

[sean92008]

Bart,

This made me laugh like hell.  Does that make me a bad person?
@sean92008 FYI

Oooooh, a stewardess...  😈

[Walks_At_Night]

Oooooh, a stewardess...  😈

Beginning her life long war with the Sun.

[whoozit]

Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart?  I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!

[KSM]

Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart?  I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!

Grillin' moose and eatin' beaver my friend!  Cakes all gone? Let em' eat pussy!

[Bart Ell]

Are you grilling a moose for Canada Day Bart?  I was driving through Canada many years back on Canada and they even let me, an American, have cake!

We spend the day watching Tommy Hunter, The Beachcombers and Wayne & Shuster reruns.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Hypothetical. There is a Happy Harry yukking up in the aisle and blocking your way. Is the best way to handle this a quick right jab, followed by a left cross as demonstrated below or would it be better to holler "Hello. This the Guy from Pittsburgh. The real, the only, the authentic......"?


https://twitter.com/Beyond_Kick/status/1409546916925485061

[whoozit]

Bart,  I bought new underwear and it has a pouch in the front.  Is that for transporting potatoes?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Hypothetical. There is a Happy Harry yukking up in the aisle and blocking your way. Is the best way to handle this a quick right jab, followed by a left cross as demonstrated below or would it be better to holler "Hello. This the Guy from Pittsburgh. The real, the only, the authentic......"?


https://twitter.com/Beyond_Kick/status/1409546916925485061

The knockout serves so many purposes that I can't think of anything more effective.
1 combination and you shut the guy up for the rest of the night, have every guy in the place talk a little softer and every girl is moist.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,  I bought new underwear and it has a pouch in the front.  Is that for transporting potatoes?

Potatoes, hot cross buns or hard boiled eggs.

[damon]

Bart, What do you want for Christmas?

[Walks_At_Night]

The knockout serves so many purposes that I can't think of anything more effective.
1 combination and you shut the guy up for the rest of the night, have every guy in the place talk a little softer and every girl is moist.

This is why this is an important thread. I was all wrapped up in subdural hematoma's and brain damage. I did not consider moist ladies. Thanks Bart!

[Bart Ell]

Bart, What do you want for Christmas?

New seat covers for my 1984 Hyundai Pony.

[Bart Ell]

This is why this is an important thread. I was all wrapped up in subdural hematoma's and brain damage. I did not consider moist ladies. Thanks Bart!

You have to be ok with a little death here and there if it gets you moist ladies.

[JUAN]

What are we doing for Ellgab Day on Monday?