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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #495 on: August 16, 2018, 03:50:06 AM »
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #496 on: August 16, 2018, 03:55:47 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 03:50:06 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
'that's what i asked.and I was told  you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #497 on: August 16, 2018, 05:59:11 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 12:56:47 AM
Dear Bart,

Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?

Sure as long as you know you are admitting it isn't long enough to reach the water.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #498 on: August 16, 2018, 05:59:50 AM »
Quote from: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 03:55:47 AM
'that's what i asked.and I was told  you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)

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One is plenty, Toots!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #499 on: August 16, 2018, 06:02:59 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 03:50:06 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?

It is the newest trend in grifting!
You threaten people into helping.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #500 on: August 16, 2018, 06:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 05:59:50 AM
One is plenty, Toots!
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ok, Bart Ell.. whatever you say... :) ;)  you are the One  ;)

Praise BE

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #501 on: August 16, 2018, 06:48:45 AM »
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries?   Non-Paypal preferred. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #502 on: August 16, 2018, 06:50:25 AM »
Quote from: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 06:48:45 AM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries?   Non-Paypal preferred.

I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #503 on: August 16, 2018, 08:28:45 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 06:50:25 AM
I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #504 on: August 16, 2018, 08:58:49 AM »
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #505 on: August 16, 2018, 09:05:09 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 08:58:49 AM
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
GravitySucks

Give them directly to Falkie.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #506 on: August 16, 2018, 09:33:15 AM »
Quote from: StarrMountain on August 11, 2018, 01:50:44 PM
NO.

Okay.  You have the space continuum down.  Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun!  Trust me. ;) 8)

(Sorry, Bart.  I couldn't help but jump in here.  My bad). ;D

Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #507 on: August 16, 2018, 09:59:39 AM »
Quote from: DynamoHum on August 16, 2018, 08:28:45 AM
If you had an amazon wish list what would be on it?

There is nothing I wish for.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #508 on: August 16, 2018, 10:00:11 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 08:58:49 AM
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
GravitySucks

Buy Bartcoins with your Bart Bucks.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #509 on: August 16, 2018, 12:04:31 PM »
Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

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