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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4500 on: September 17, 2021, 04:06:51 AM »
Bart,

When receiving oral sex on an aircraft, do you look as bored as the gentleman in this tweet?  Note the sensitive content warning - it is pretty sensitive as you can see the guys whammer.


https://twitter.com/alanwhite12332/status/1437832249500741640

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4501 on: September 17, 2021, 05:07:59 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 17, 2021, 03:58:02 AM
Bart,

Have you ever found anything unusual in prepared food? I once found a nut in my fries at a Burger King. I wasn't perturbed or anything but returned the nut to the fries lady so that she could repair whatever bolt it was in the fry station that it came off of. The fry lady just threw the nut away and gave me more fries with her now wobbly fry scooper. Extra Burger King fries are not exactly a boon.

The reason I ask was this young lady, with the radiant smile, was not smiling so radiantly when she found half of a finger in her burger:
https://nypost.com/2021/09/16/woman-eating-fast-food-hamburger-bites-into-rotting-finger/

Note: There is a close up of the rotting digit in the article if you wish to explore this phenomena in detail.

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It was a full finger when it was served to her!

I don't rememebr ever being served anything weird.
I could tell you a story involving a restaurant that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4502 on: September 17, 2021, 05:11:46 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 17, 2021, 04:06:51 AM
Bart,

When receiving oral sex on an aircraft, do you look as bored as the gentleman in this tweet?  Note the sensitive content warning - it is pretty sensitive as you can see the guys whammer.


https://twitter.com/alanwhite12332/status/1437832249500741640

It only happened once and I was too busy making sure the coast was clear to look bored.

I could tell you a story involving Alcatraz that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4503 on: September 17, 2021, 05:20:17 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on September 17, 2021, 05:11:46 AM
It only happened once and I was too busy making sure the coast was clear to look bored.

I could tell you a story involving Alcatraz that is so wild you would think it is 100% made up, though.

That whole Machine Gun Kelly, occular cavity, Vicky thing?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4504 on: September 17, 2021, 07:33:31 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 17, 2021, 05:20:17 AM
That whole Machine Gun Kelly, occular cavity, Vicky thing?

No because you would believe that one.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4505 on: September 17, 2021, 07:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on September 17, 2021, 07:33:31 AM
No because you would believe that one.

No one is gonna bite on this?  Interesting........  ???

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4506 on: September 21, 2021, 05:23:40 AM »
Bart,

What do you think of VW's ID.BUZZ? It will be an electric minivan:
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If that was the extent of it, I'd imagine they would sell a zillion of them. Thing is, it is supposed to be fully autonomous by 2025. I look at the concept dashboard and I say to myself "No F'ing way I am riding in that thing".  What say you? Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4507 on: September 21, 2021, 05:44:05 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2021, 05:23:40 AM
Bart,

What do you think of VW's ID.BUZZ? It will be an electric minivan:
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If that was the extent of it, I'd imagine they would sell a zillion of them. Thing is, it is supposed to be fully autonomous by 2025. I look at the concept dashboard and I say to myself "No F'ing way I am riding in that thing".  What say you? Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?

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It is things like this that make me hate hippies even more.
Almost as cunty as those pickup twats that never use the cargo bed.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4508 on: September 21, 2021, 06:26:02 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on September 21, 2021, 05:44:05 AM
It is things like this that make me hate hippies even more.
Almost as cunty as those pickup twats that never use the cargo bed.

The two can be combined via the Beetle/Pickup Conversion Kit:
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4509 on: September 21, 2021, 06:38:40 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2021, 06:26:02 AM
The two can be combined via the Beetle/Pickup Conversion Kit:
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Those are the kind of people you wish cancer on.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4510 on: September 21, 2021, 03:24:47 PM »
Bart,

When I log in with my account, I can only see a few topics in the Art Bell Legacy section and no other topics. When I am not logged in, I can see all topics in all sections. Am I banished to the zoo because I keep asking you stupid shit in this thread?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4511 on: September 21, 2021, 05:26:49 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2021, 03:24:47 PM
Bart,

When I log in with my account, I can only see a few topics in the Art Bell Legacy section and no other topics. When I am not logged in, I can see all topics in all sections. Am I banished to the zoo because I keep asking you stupid shit in this thread?

You probably hit the +/-  that made everything disappear for the other section.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4512 on: September 21, 2021, 05:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on September 21, 2021, 05:26:49 PM
You probably hit the +/-  that made everything disappear for the other section.

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Ha Ha! I'm a dolt.  Imagine my embarrassment.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4513 on: September 21, 2021, 09:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 21, 2021, 05:23:40 AM

Will you ride in something with no real steering wheel, just that vulva looking thing that pops out and a Senda iPad to control it?

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Vulva looking thing? It's not exactly a Georgia O'Keeffe
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4514 on: September 22, 2021, 12:07:27 PM »
Bart,

McCaysville Drug & Gun. What do you think about the "Refills and Reloads" business model?  It certainly could be a time saver. Let's say you have an ear ache. You pop in to get your ear gunk away prescription filled and the guy says "Do you have any question for the Pharmacist?" "Well... Not on the ear gunk away pills but I do about that Smith & Wesson over there". It could work obviously but is diluting expertise like that a good thing?

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