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[Spookcat]

'Tis the season!

May I peachy please be a SpookPumpkin again?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?

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[KSM]

Bart,

The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?

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Forget the whale on the beach, I think I see Nessie in the water.. 

[KSM]

'Tis the season!

May I peachy please be a SpookPumpkin again?

@SpookPumpkin  It is not even October yet. This is way too soon for the annual festive name changes that we will be seeing over the next several months.

[Spookcat]

@SpookPumpkin  It is not even October yet. This is way too soon for the annual festive name changes that we will be seeing over the next several months.

But it's officially autumn!! And face it, like it or not, Starbucks has been on their "pumpkin spice season" for a whole month already. Hell, the evil Hobby Lobby has no Halloween stuff, but they've had their Christmas crap out since July...

[KSM]

But it's officially autumn!! And face it, like it or not, Starbucks has been on their "pumpkin spice season" for a whole month already. Hell, the evil Hobby Lobby has no Halloween stuff, but they've had their Christmas crap out since July...

Ok! Geesh..  don't need to yell at me     I'm precious

[ItsOver]

Bart,

The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?

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“We’re set for the Winter with this one, Nanook.”

[Spookcat]

Ok! Geesh..  don't need to yell at me     I'm precious

I'm sorry. I give you a hug

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The man in the white hat was taking a snooze at the beach. He then got smushed and apparently did not make it. Question is did he die screaming in horror and disgust or did he die happy?

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A hole is a hole.
He died happy.

Maybe he had his eyes closed and was thinking of green bikini, no legs lady in front of him.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

This is a pilot for a revival of the old game show Match Game. How could it have been rejected?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

This is a pilot for a revival of the old game show Match Game. How could it have been rejected?

Game shows make me want to stab crippled cats.
USUALLY I JUST WANT TO KICK THEM!

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?

[KSM]

@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?

Hall is nuts. He is also a warlock in the dark arts. He hates deer's and deer ticks and will talk of it for hours.

Here's a hall I did.. my work is immense.

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[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell - I see a Hall and Oates impersonator band is coming here on tour. Are you in the band?

I don't remeber ever being in a tribute band but I recently shot 2 scenes playing Ian Gillan for movie that is coming out next year.

THAT SOUNDS MADE UP, BART!

[KSM]

I don't remeber ever being in a tribute band but I recently shot 2 scenes playing Ian Gillan for movie that is coming out next year.

THAT SOUNDS MADE UP, BART!

IF YOU'RE HERE, RESPOND TO MY TELL!!

And yes that sounds made up. What's the movie called?

Edit:  I was not my intention to yell. I was at a rock concert in my head and the band was playing really loud. my ears are gonna ring tomorrow! Ugh