Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

United Airlines? If it involves getting on one of their flights then yes.
Their pilots love the cocaine!

I'M ON A PLANE WITH COCAINE

Such brilliance - cocaine fueled or not - cannot be denied

[PolkaDot]

Why would I bring Bart's Bastard all the way from Lake Ontario when Bart Le Batard is sitting right there in Port Pierre Canto?
SOMETIMES YOU DON'T THINK THESE THROUGH!

Bairyn has been wanting to go back to Greece to pick up a few more of these grocery bags.
These fuckers fold up into square and have a little snappy thing on top to keep them closed.

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Would you like me to grab a few for you?
P.S. I never took you for a flowery heart kinda guy @Bart Ell . On the upside it’ll match whatever you happen to wear to market that day.

[PolkaDot]

Person? Yes..
Only a slight person would fit in a cupboard.

Or a contortionist. I once knew a guy that could fold himself into a suitcase. Fun guy.

[Bart Ell]

Would you like me to grab a few for you?
P.S. I never took you for a flowery heart kinda guy @Bart Ell . On the upside it’ll match whatever you happen to wear to market that day.

You should dump the kri-kri stomachs out of your luggage and fill it with those bags.
P.S. - Contrasts make the human.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with.  Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number.  It is 666-2870.  Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?

https://www.mrappliance.com/

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with.  Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number.  It is 666-2870.  Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?

https://www.mrappliance.com/

Just unplug it for 48 hours, Falkie.
If that doesn't work then make a deal with these devils.

[PolkaDot]

Bart,

I've got a problem at the house here. Most things I try and deal with myself but this one is probably going to need an experienced hand to deal with.  Looking around, I have found an outfit that seems to be pretty highly thought of. All well and good. The issue is the phone number.  It is 666-2870.  Do I avoid them due their Hell Beast telephone number of give 'em a shot?

https://www.mrappliance.com/

It depends, do you have more soul than money available? Your first born is grown so that option is probably off the table.

[KSM]

Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?

[Walks_At_Night]

Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?

One on one or can they bring their posse's with them to the rumble? Finnegan would beat some major ass.

[Bart Ell]

Who would win in a fight, Mr. Rogers or Mr. Dressup?

Mr. Dressup would pull that sweater over his head and beat the snot out of Mr Rogers.

[Bart Ell]

posse's

How did you reach the age that you are and still think an apostrophe is needed to pluralize a word?
@juan is dumbfounded.

[Walks_At_Night]

How did you reach the age that you are and still think an apostrophe is needed to pluralize a word?
@juan is dumbfounded.

Detroit Public Schools are the *best*

[Bart Ell]

Detroit Public Schools are the *best*

That is like Falkie still blaming his mother for everything.
I think the Senda Experience has long-term effects.
YOU GOT LONG SENDA!

[Walks_At_Night]

That is like Falkie still blaming his mother for everything.
I think the Senda Experience has long-term effects.
YOU GOT LONG SENDA!

Well Pooh Bears. I just checked the Tractor Supply and they are out of sheep drench.

[Bart Ell]

Well Pooh Bears. I just checked the Tractor Supply and they are out of sheep drench.

I think 2 bell peppers would cure it.
He never buys 2 bell peppers.
IT IS ALWAYS ONE BELL PEPPER!