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[Walks_At_Night]

I think 2 bell peppers would cure it.
He never buys 2 bell peppers.
IT IS ALWAYS ONE BELL PEPPER!

Foiled again. I just checked and it looks like our pressure cooker is dead.   

I'll just have to get by with a gallon of grape juice.

[KSM]

Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.

They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN

[Walks_At_Night]

Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.

They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN

Well perhaps Finnegan should pay those guys a visit and adjust their attitude?
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[ItsOver]

Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.

They break the silent code of the "posse's" - WAN

Huh?  We we’re in a conversation?  Sorry, KSM.  Are you talking about the Hannah Montana posterior post or something else?

[ShayP]

Perhaps we can delete my last post in the random stupid thread?? I thought I was in a live conversation with @sean92008 and @ItsOver but they left me twisting in the breeze. The general and polite idea in conversations like those is to sound off of and feed off each others contributions to a conversation but I guess 'Merican fellas aren't aware of that particular unspoken golden bronze rule.

Are you feeling guilty about what you said about Julie Nunweiler?

[KSM]

Huh?  We we’re in a conversation?  Sorry, KSM.  Are you talking about the Hannah Montana posterior post or something else?

Yes, I was.  But no regrets on my part.

Are you feeling guilty about what you said about Julie Nunweiler?

She became a stripper in Vancouver. I could not do half the job on her that she hasn't already done to herself.  What an arse on that gal.

[KSM]

Are we planning on an awesome weekend, BART??

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge.  I have found this item on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours.  If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.

I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge.  I have found this item on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours.  If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.

I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?

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GET TWO!

[Bart Ell]

Are we planning on an awesome weekend, BART??

MORE FUN THAN AN OPEN CASKET FUNERAL!

[TigerLily]

Bart,

I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge.  I have found this item on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours.  If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.

I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?

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GET TWO!

Dear Bart Battarget. Sounds like you and @Walks_At_Night should invite @Camazotz Automat over for a nice Sunday evening cookout. I believe he might know a thing or two about WAN's new friends

Oh my. This is Ask Bart Anything

Dear Bartastrophe
Can you turn my suggestion for a boys' night out into a question? And can I watch the festivities? Purely as an interested onlooker?

[PolkaDot]

Bart,

I've looking for some hard assests to invest in for the long term as an inflation hedge.  I have found this item on eBay. It is an action figure of the cryptid Popobawa - which is of course the giant, winged bat demon of Zanzibar that arrives in the night and sodomizes its victims over a period of hours.  If that is not horrid enough, as it finally finishes up it will whisper in the victims ear that they must tell everyone they see about the encounter or that it will return for another zesty session that will last twice as long. Not only is one brutalized, they must take it public or they haven't seen the half of it.

I don't know why an action figure of such a thing was made but I'd have to believe it will hold value well over time. Buy or pass?

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Cartoon Network has gotten dark. 

I mean?

[Walks_At_Night]

Cartoon Network has gotten dark. 

I mean?

It would not have been at the top of my list as it doesn't seem too friendly..........

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Would you take a spin in a ginormous butt blimp or would you decline and say "It's ok.  I'll walk"?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Would you take a spin in a ginormous butt blimp or would you decline and say "It's ok.  I'll walk"?

Blimps are submarines of the sky.
You won't find me in either.
You can also add cruise ships to the list.