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[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Found a piece of property out on the coast that both Mrs. WAN and myself really like. The thing is, it is uncomfortably close to some sort of murky CIA/Department of Defense facility.  Only God knows what the hell they are doing inside there. They could even be creating some sort of Pig/Human cross species chimera. Are anguished squeals of the pig men off in the distance a detriment to property values?

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[TigerLily]

I used to live by Monterey Bay and woke up to seals barking every morning. Delightful! Squealing Pig Men? Not so much. Can you convince yourself they are roosters crowing and not the anguished cries of illegal scientific experiments? Or keep the music at 11

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Found a piece of property out on the coast that both Mrs. WAN and myself really like. The thing is, it is uncomfortably close to some sort of murky CIA/Department of Defense facility.  Only God knows what the hell they are doing inside there. They could even be creating some sort of Pig/Human cross species chimera. Are anguished squeals of the pig men off in the distance a detriment to property values?

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I live pretty close to one of those facilities.
They pretend it is a wastewater treatment plant but I am not buying it.

LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
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Having pigmen or ladysharks near you is good for property values - those facilities have great security and will shoot down any drone that may be flown over your house.
Mrs Walks can sunbathe nude in peace knowing her goodies are protected by the deep state.

[Walks_At_Night]

I live pretty close to one of those facilities.
They pretend it is a wastewater treatment plant but I am not buying it.

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Having pigmen or ladysharks near you is good for property values - those facilities have great security and will shoot down any drone that may be flown over your house.
Mrs Walks can sunbathe nude in peace knowing her goodies are protected by the deep state.

Good points Bart.  BTW - that facility by your pad looks sketchy AF.  Where are the giant vats of poo being cleansed?

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[Walks_At_Night]

I used to live by Monterey Bay and woke up to seals barking every morning. Delightful! Squealing Pig Men? Not so much. Can you convince yourself they are roosters crowing and not the anguished cries of illegal scientific experiments? Or keep the music at 11

Ahh how cool @TigerLily   Seals a barking!  This place supposedly has seals too - just the two legged variety:
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[Bart Ell]

Good points Bart.  BTW - that facility by your pad looks sketchy AF.  Where are the giant vats of poo being cleansed?

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You don't need poop pools when you are breeding ladysharks!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Sarnia...... Why is it always Sarnia?

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This bag of guns was affixed to a drone that police believe was flown from the U.S. into Canada near Sarnia, where it became stuck in a tree.

U.S. drone carrying guns intercepted after flying into southwestern Ontario

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Sarnia...... Why is it always Sarnia?

I don't think I have ever been to Sarnia.
I avoid places that are off the grid.
The grid being a major highway.
I would gladly allow the prairies and midwestern states to be nuked if it meant sucking the coast closer.
So much useless space!

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't think I have ever been to Sarnia.
I avoid places that are off the grid.
The grid being a major highway.
I would gladly allow the prairies and midwestern states to be nuked if it meant sucking the coast closer.
So much useless space!

Actually I've never been there either. I've just gazed upon it from Port Urine [Port Huron]. I've always just assumed that it was Canada's butthole.

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Also - Do the folks in the Maritimes consider Ontario to be Midwestern/flyover country?

[Bart Ell]

Actually I've never been there either. I've just gazed upon it from Port Urine [Port Huron]. I've always just assumed that it was Canada's butthole.

I think that is Hamilton.

Also - Do the folks in the Maritimes consider Ontario to be Midwestern/flyover country?

Fuck if I know.
I avoid the Maritimes, too... see my off the grid rule.

[KSM]

Bart,  now that we, men, can menstruate have you picked out your time of month yet? Will your PMS coincide with your wife's or will you just spitball it and see what feels right.    ?    Personally I plan on visits from Aunt Flo whenever it is convenient to me. This plan will cover temper tantrums, antisocial behavior, as well as extreme narcissism.  I'm talkin' Quivers style!

[Bart Ell]

Bart,  now that we, men, can menstruate have you picked out your time of month yet? Will your PMS coincide with your wife's or will you just spitball it and see what feels right.    ?    Personally I plan on visits from Aunt Flo whenever it is convenient to me. This plan will cover temper tantrums, antisocial behavior, as well as extreme narcissism.  I'm talkin' Quivers style!

Now? There have been a bunch of bloody vaginas crying about everything for years now.
They shake their fist at the clouds as blood pours out of their vaginas.

[PB]

Now? There have been a bunch of bloody vaginas crying about everything for years now.
They shake their fist at the clouds as blood pours out of their vaginas.

Hmm, cranky

[damon]

@Bart Ell How does one become a stud like yourself??

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Hearing reports of 15 coal miners being killing deep in a Pennsyltucky coal mine. Seems like they broke into some sort of weird, subterranean, lair of the lizard men and one got pissed off and went double live gonzo on them. You hearing anything along those lines up your way? Normally, I would be skeptical but my source has posted some solid evidence.

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