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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5325 on: July 21, 2022, 10:53:08 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on July 14, 2022, 06:03:41 PM
Ooooh This one is much better .  I'm not sure why I am.getting these all of a sudden. Maybe because  @PolkaDot  showed up for a minute. She usually at least brings high fashion #clickacy. But this is a nice change

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Hmmm…he’s a bit..furry for my tastes. I say we throw him back and see if we can get something better.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5326 on: July 21, 2022, 10:57:33 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on July 14, 2022, 11:52:31 AM
Is that @PolkaDot and @TigerLily on their way to lunch?
@ShayP , you coy bastard! You know we take off our heels in this situation and ask you nicely to carry them.
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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5327 on: July 21, 2022, 11:06:13 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 16, 2022, 11:03:06 PM
Bart,

Need to paint the interior of a whole house. Mrs. WAN wants to go with Cotton White as shown here:

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I want to go with MOPAR Destroyer Grey as shown on this Dodge Challenger R/T:

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I'm gonna take a loss on this one, aren't I?
@Walks_At_Night , gray is at the end of its cycle. In retaliation browns & beige is going to make a come back. Also, the previous white and gray trend have lead to people wanting color. So, the answer is: neither of your choices are correct. You’ll probably hate them within two years. Pick some color and go with it. If you simply can’t bring yourself to do that then pick a warmer white/griege that will coordinate with the upcoming trends.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5328 on: July 22, 2022, 04:46:48 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on July 21, 2022, 11:06:13 PM
@Walks_At_Night , gray is at the end of its cycle. In retaliation browns & beige is going to make a come back. Also, the previous white and gray trend have lead to people wanting color. So, the answer is: neither of your choices are correct. You’ll probably hate them within two years. Pick some color and go with it. If you simply can’t bring yourself to do that then pick a warmer white/griege that will coordinate with the upcoming trends.

All those wasted words!
I already told him to get some color in his life.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5329 on: July 22, 2022, 07:48:14 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on July 21, 2022, 10:57:33 PM
@ShayP , you coy bastard!

Yes.

Quote from: PolkaDot on July 21, 2022, 10:57:33 PM
You know we take off our heels in this situation and ask you nicely to carry them.

@PolkaDot I would.  But don't ask me to slip them on your feet.  Nope.  You two handle that. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5330 on: July 22, 2022, 10:38:28 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on July 22, 2022, 07:48:14 AM
Yes.

@PolkaDot I would.  But don't ask me to slip them on your feet.  Nope.  You two handle that.

@ShayP While preparing some beautiful buttery sauteed onions last night to add to my casserole mixture, I had planned to toss in my finely diced garlic for the final minute just to sweat that lovely flavor out without burning it (the garlic) WELL. Pan was still quite hot, and the garlic turned to bitter poison thus bunkifying the entire dish! THANKS!!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5331 on: July 22, 2022, 12:56:09 PM »
Quote from: KSM on July 22, 2022, 10:38:28 AM
@ShayP While preparing some beautiful buttery sauteed onions last night to add to my casserole mixture, I had planned to toss in my finely diced garlic for the final minute just to sweat that lovely flavor out without burning it (the garlic) WELL. Pan was still quite hot, and the garlic turned to bitter poison thus bunkifying the entire dish! THANKS!!

@KSM  You're welcome!  The way to avoid that is to pay attention and quit taking breaks to look at yourself in the mirror every 2 minutes.  :D  Ya Fuckstick.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5332 on: July 22, 2022, 01:27:44 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on July 22, 2022, 12:56:09 PM
Fuckstick.
That's my wrestling maiden name.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5333 on: July 22, 2022, 01:47:53 PM »
Quote from: KSM on July 22, 2022, 01:27:44 PM
That's my wrestling maiden name.

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5334 on: July 23, 2022, 07:43:35 PM »
Bart,

What the hell is the matter with people?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5335 on: July 23, 2022, 10:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 23, 2022, 07:43:35 PM
Bart,

What the hell is the matter with people?

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Dear Lord.  :o  It looks like he built it from an Erector Set.  By the way, @Walks_At_Night  How many did you buy and what are the hands for?  :D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5336 on: July 24, 2022, 04:49:43 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 23, 2022, 07:43:35 PM
Bart,

What the hell is the matter with people?


YOU MEAN THE ONES WHO WOULD NOT WANT ONE OF THESE?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5337 on: July 24, 2022, 04:50:23 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on July 23, 2022, 10:26:12 PM
what are the hands for?  :D

CUPPING THE BALLS

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5338 on: July 24, 2022, 04:56:22 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on July 23, 2022, 10:26:12 PM
How many did you buy and what are the hands for?  :D

Zero. As  I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll and I think the damn things should be outlawed. I assume the hands are for reach around action. but am more curious abot the red domed light. Does a siren go off when it receives the "finish me" command? Also there doesn't seem to be any rack and pinion or wishbone type steering gear. Is it limited to traight ahead mobility?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5339 on: July 24, 2022, 07:37:26 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 24, 2022, 04:56:22 AM
…As  I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll…
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