Ask Bart Anything

[ShayP]

CUPPING THE BALLS

I think it's more for grabbing your hips or ass.

[ShayP]

Zero. As  I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll and I think the damn things should be outlawed. I assume the hands are for reach around action. but am more curious abot the red domed light. Does a siren go off when it receives the "finish me" command? Also there doesn't seem to be any rack and pinion or wishbone type steering gear. Is it limited to traight ahead mobility?

How could one finish if a damn siren goes off?  The thing looks like it goes straight on.  Why is it holding headphones?

[ShayP]

..I've mentioned before, I've had a bad experience with a sex doll...

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  Exactly.

[Bart Ell]

I think it's more for grabbing your hips or ass.

What kind of princess wants his hips or ass grabbed?

IT'S FOR BALL CUPPING AND FINGERING YOUR ASSHOLE TO MAKE YOU CUM LIKE FIREHOSE!

You need a few tips, @ShayP

[ShayP]

What kind of princess wants his hips or ass grabbed?

IT'S FOR BALL CUPPING AND FINGERING YOUR ASSHOLE TO MAKE YOU CUM LIKE FIREHOSE!

You need a few tips, @ShayP

   I guess I'm a princess then because I dated a chick who loved gripping my hips or ass during the thrusting.  It was like I was being coached. Keep going. Faster. harder, harder, harder.

Whew!  That recollection has me all worked up now.

[Bart Ell]

  I guess I'm a princess then because I dated a chick who loved gripping my hips or ass during the thrusting.  It was like I was being coached. Keep going. Faster. harder, harder, harder.

Whew!  That recollection has me all worked up now.

You read it here, @ShayP is a missionary man!
It also sounds like she had freakish long arms or you have a very short thrust zone.

[ShayP]

You read it here, @ShayP is a missionary man!
It also sounds like she had freakish long arms or you have a very short thrust zone.

LOL!  She was tall and very flexible.  Think Xena.  Plus she became dominant is a scary way.  As time went by I realized that she may kill me.  I had to escape that relationship.  Fun while it lasted.

[KSM]

Bart,

What the hell is the matter with people?

Man upgrades first ever voice controlled blowjob machine activated by words 'finish me'
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Finally. The perfect woman.

[PB]

... what are the hands for? 

Grabbing your wallet

[KSM]

Grabbing your wallet

LOL!

[Bart Ell]

Grabbing your wallet

Life really has gotten the best of you, huh?

[whoozit]

Bart,

I tried to make my 3 inch peener longer by tying a 25 lb weight to it with a 6 foot cord.  When I tossed the weight out the second floor window, my peener is now inexplicably shorter.  Any suggestions  as to what I can do?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I tried to make my 3 inch peener longer by tying a 25 lb weight to it with a 6 foot cord.  When I tossed the weight out the second floor window, my peener is now inexplicably shorter.  Any suggestions  as to what I can do?

Sounds like something you will need to push out from the inside.
Ram a rod up your butt and push your peeper canal forward.

[PB]

Life really has gotten the best of you, huh?

Meow, lol

[HamsterMuscle]

Meow, lol

One could conclude that from most of your posts. This one just took less time to read, so it reached a wider audience. I wish that I had Bart's patience. The guy must score top quality pussy.