Ask Bart Anything

[PB]

One could conclude that from most of your posts. This one just took less time to read, so it reached a wider audience. I wish that I had Bart's patience. The guy must score top quality pussy.

Dumpster!  Where you been bro?

[KSM]

Bart,

The farmer that I have for my farm fresh eggs has informed me that due to supply shortages he cannot keep up with my three dozen per week order, yet I saw him deliver two dozen eggs only three houses down from me when I received none. Not even one dozen for me.

My question is, do I dare take on Big Farma for just eggs?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The farmer that I have for my farm fresh eggs has informed me that due to supply shortages he cannot keep up with my three dozen per week order, yet I saw him deliver two dozen eggs only three houses down from me when I received none. Not even one dozen for me.

My question is, do I dare take on Big Farma for just eggs?

I knew those fuckers would think they have all the power once those rabbit holers started relying on them for their medication!
You have no choice, take them on and take them down!
If you let Big Farma get away with this then they will control our food supply and our medicine.
WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN OR SOON WE WILL ALL BE DRIVING TRACTORS AND SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH!

[KSM]

I knew those fuckers would think they have all the power once those rabbit holers started relying on them for their medication!
You have no choice, take them on and take them down!
If you let Big Farma get away with this then they will control our food supply and our medicine.
WE CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN OR SOON WE WILL ALL BE DRIVING TRACTORS AND SPEAKING PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH!

EGGSACTLY!

[HamsterMuscle]

EGGSACTLY!

Why don't you produce your own eggs?  Chicken?

[KSM]

Why don't you produce your own eggs?  Chicken?

Why don't you suck an egg oot o' my ASS!
Oh,   wait,   nevermind. 

[TigerLily]

Oh my gosh. You guys are just too adorable. And so entertaining. The perfect threesome! Which one is Chico?

[HamsterMuscle]

Which one is Chico?

Dunno, but KSM is my bitch.

Sorry, but you had your chance.

[HamsterMuscle]

Why don't you suck an egg oot o' my ASS!
Oh,   wait,   nevermind. 

Oh, the old "your rectum is warm enough to hard-boil an egg" trick.

I'm not falling for THAT again, thank you very much.

[KSM]

Oh, the old "your rectum is warm enough to hard-boil an egg" trick.

I'm not falling for THAT again, thank you very much.

You sure? .. decorative rectal eggs doesn't appeal to you? Ooh I'm sure it does.
You've poop popped out more "eggs" from that gargantuan 'ol hole of yours than the Easter Bunny.

[HamsterMuscle]

You sure? .. decorative rectal eggs doesn't appeal to you? Ooh I'm sure it does.
You've poop popped out more "eggs" from that gargantuan 'ol hole of yours than the Easter Bunny.

Golly.  I had NO idea that you were so diligently monitoring the output of my poo hole, @KSM.  Are you looking for the output, or for a break in the action that could be used advantageously?

[KSM]

Golly.  I had NO idea that you were so diligently monitoring the output of my poo hole, @KSM.  Are you looking for the output, or for a break in the action that could be used advantageously?

Look - you're gay as all assfuck. Have at em' 

I'm out.  You win. And you smell real bad.  You've cracked me up a few times, and now you're on ignore.  You're a great little rancid gay niglet. I'll give ya that!

[HamsterMuscle]

You've cracked me up a few times, and now you're on ignore.

The schizophrenia is strong with this one.

Also the drama queen, and the green-eyed monster
.

now you're on ignore.

Suuuuuuurrrrre you did, buddie.

This ranks right up there with "I'm going to garrote Falkie" on the list of least-concerning threats.

Really, if I were you

{  { {{{ shudder }}} }  } 

I would be concerned about cutting off my only source of sexual relief. It's like cutting off your cock to spite your face.

[Spookcat]

I have been summoned.

[JUAN]

I need some small monitors for mixing - something like the old Auratones. What do you recommend?
@KSM and @sean92008 may have some ideas, too.