Ask Bart Anything

[HamsterMuscle]

Well, as long as you're not bitter.  Lol.

No, sweetie, I'm not bitter.

I'll bet that you wonder what that feels like.

[Bart Ell]

I have noticed for some time now that you ignore almost all of my Tells & Asks, yet you respond (rather swiftly I might add) virtually ALL of @Walks_At_Night 's T&A's.  Is this because WAN is not insane, whereas I am presumed to be?

He is not Captain North Korea, @Walks_At_Night

[HamsterMuscle]

He is not Captain North Korea, @Walks_At_Night

Could KSM be Captain West Korea?  I hear there is an opening.

[Bart Ell]

Could KSM be Captain West Korea?  I hear there is an opening.

His bar fine is $11, I DO NOT THINK ANYONE WITH A $11 BAR FINE IS CAPTAIN MATERIAL.
The shedude @GravitySucks took home last night was $40 and wouldn't give him the butt.

[Walks_At_Night]

His bar fine is $11, I DO NOT THINK ANYONE WITH A $11 BAR FINE IS CAPTAIN MATERIAL.
The shedude @GravitySucks took home last night was $40 and wouldn't give him the butt.

What?  Thailand. Shedude.  No butt!?!??!  It's an outarge!

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[KSM]

Could KSM be Captain West Korea?  I hear there is an opening.

As opposed to all the fa-gottry openings you have. Ya gayer than a room o' 8 guys blowin' 9!

[HamsterMuscle]

As opposed to all the fa-gottry openings you have. Ya gayer than a room o' 8 guys blowin' 9!

Was there a mention in this post? 

Why, no, there was not.

Don't you ever get tired of punching yourself in the dick?

[TigerLily]

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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter

[KSM]

Was there a mention in this post? 

Why, no, there was not.

Don't you ever get tired of punching yourself in the dick?

And now you're hung up on being tagged. I've yet to mention or "tag" you whereas you have tagged me over 70 times in 3 months. I don't have to mention you because you seek out everything I do as whack material.
 
You are icky.
You are yucky.
You are fruity as the day is long.

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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter

You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!

[PB]

... @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting...

I thought that's what it was at first too, turns out Dumpster has a rare form of Tourette's that when he gets confused, agitated, or overstimulated he panics and starts projecting his gay fantasies on others.

[HamsterMuscle]

And now you're hung up on being tagged. I've yet to mention or "tag" you whereas you have tagged me over 70 times in 3 months. I don't have to mention you because you seek out everything I do as whack material.
 
You are icky.
You are yucky.
You are fruity as the day is long.

You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!

Q.  Why did the semen cross the road?

A.  Because it was my first wank in two weeks.

[HamsterMuscle]

I thought that's what it was at first too, turns out Dumpster has a rare form of Tourette's that when he gets confused, agitated, or overstimulated he panics and starts projecting his gay fantasies on others.

Somewhere out there, a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume.  Now go apologize to it.

[KSM]

Q.  Why did the semen cross the road?

A.  Because it was my first wank in two weeks.

Rim shot. 

[PB]

Somewhere out there, a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume.  Now go apologize to it.

No gay baiting?  What, are you growing up?

[TigerLily]

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Homosexual oversensitivity this one time @KSM . @HamsterMuscle called for overuse of gay baiting. But not this time. KSM penalty offset by BC Lions W-L Record of 7-1. Reset time clock. Continue banter

You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!

@KSM  This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog