Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

No gay baiting?  What, are you growing up?

See? The Rodent kind of grows on you. You have to come out and look for him when you haven't seen him for awhile. I know I start to miss his witty bon mots. As long as they are aimed at other gabbers

[HamsterMuscle]

@KSM  This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog

Hello, police?  I want to report a murder.

[KSM]

You snored like a locomotive last night. Your toenails need immediate clipping. Thanks for scratching the fuck outta me with your restless Jimmy Legs!


@KSM  This is what happens when you are dreaming about me but sleeping with your dog

Now, you know that's just silly-talk right there.

Hello, police?  I want to report a murder.

I would be a great killer. Meticulous, in fact. No hasty decisions here.  From kill to cleanup. Perfectly done.

[JUAN]

I would think those spiky things you floormen use to pull carpet tight would be a good instrument of torture, don’t you @Bart Ell?

[KSM]

I would think those spiky things you floormen use to pull carpet tight would be a good instrument of torture, don’t you @Bart Ell?

Yeah, tac strip AKA smooth edge is nasty stuff but that's for the lowly carpet guys. I am/was strictly hard surface flooring products. That's where the $ is. Fuck carpet.

[JUAN]

Nail guns then.

[HamsterMuscle]

No gay baiting?  What, are you growing up?

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[KSM]

Nail guns then.

Now we're gettin' somewhere. Or @JUAN Brad Nailer... Oooh  like a 16 or 18 guage pins about 1.5" ? Those peppered around the body with a strategy? You're looking at real-life-horror!

Of course I would never do this.

[HamsterMuscle]

Now we're gettin' somewhere. Or @JUAN Brad Nailer... Oooh  like a 16 or 18 guage pins about 1.5" ? Those peppered around the body with a strategy? You're looking at real-life-horror!

Of course I would never do this.

Yessiree, you're the belt-buckliest Yosemite Sam cosplayer west of Dodge City.  The roughest, toughest, he-man stuffest, blood thirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest, doggone worstiest claim-jumper that ever jumped a claim. 

[ShayP]

Fuck carpet.

Yep. Fuck carpet.  I hate wall to wall carpet.  Hard flooring is the way top go with maybe a throw rug or runner in certain areas.

[KSM]

Yep. Fuck carpet.  I hate wall to wall carpet.  Hard flooring is the way top go with maybe a throw rug or runner in certain areas.

Wall to wall is bad, but ceiling to ceiling carpet is even worse! All the blood goes to your head and you might poke your eyes out when walking into the doorknobs. Oh it's a scene man!

[ShayP]

Wall to wall is bad, but ceiling to ceiling carpet is even worse! All the blood goes to your head and you might poke your eyes out when walking into the doorknobs. Oh it's a scene man!

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Fuckstick. 

[HamsterMuscle]

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Fuckstick. 

"Yes yes he's a bad boy, but he's just misunderstood. I can fix him."  -- every chick and girly man on Ellgab.

[KSM]

"Yes yes he's a bad boy, but he's just misunderstood. I can fix him."  -- every chick and girly man on Ellgab.

Stop pretending to have a repore with anybody here. You don't. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares.

Find your SUCK button and back it off about 11.

[PB]

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That your mom?