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[HamsterMuscle]

That is a pretty skirt. Who will look under it first? KSM? or HamsterMuscle? or PolkaDot?

KSM is just too erratic for me.  Every time I think that he's stable enough to interact with, a new personality erupts.  He's the new turtle your dad bought you because he killed the old one while you were away at summer camp except, you know, it happens every week.  Maybe the angel dust in Colorado isn't as pure as in the PNW.

So, in answer to your question, I think KSM will be the first to approach Bart's lovely skirt, but then suddenly take a shit on the sidewalk and fall back in it.

[HamsterMuscle]

Thank goodness I don't have that problem.

Okay, by that logic, @PB doesn't have to worry about brain cancer.

[PB]

... It's not important to me that you don't like me, or that the barking seals don't like me, or that KSM doesn't like me, or anyone else on this board or elsewhere on the Internet. 

Unlike you, I don't need to feel superior to anyone to have a happy, healthy life.  Pour Maximum Tears shampoo directly into your eyes.

It seems like just a few days ago Dumpster was telling us he didn't care about anyone or whether they liked him or not or blah, blah, blah, then he gets a few kind words from TL and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.

And tells us KSM is the one who's ''erratic and unstable'', not him.  Ok.


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[KSM]

It seems like just a few days ago Dumpster was telling us he didn't care about anyone or whether they liked him or not or blah, blah, blah, then he gets a few kind words from TL and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.

And tells us KSM is the one who's ''erratic and unstable'', not him.  Ok.

You're better off trying to reason with the Borg.
TL can't help herself. Instigating little twat is her nature. Hammy is the only pud who falls for it.
I think they share a rented room. I imagine it smells real bad.

[HamsterMuscle]

then he gets a few kind words from TL

What I read was that she thinks Falkie and me are the most interesting things that are happening on this board right now.  I think that says more about you and the barking seals than it is "kind words" about me.  Also, your envy is noted.

and has been riding a crest of shits and giggles ever since.

This line, for example.  As with virtually everything you write, it is simply you making up your own reality.  When Senda does it, there's entertainment.  How does it feel to be less productive than George Senda? 

[HamsterMuscle]

You're better off trying to reason with the Borg.

And yet, you continue to read them, and reply.  Now, why would that be, I wonder?

A reckoning is coming, one where you and PB must countenance the ego-crushing truth that me being funny and entertaining when I cornhole you doesn't make you two funny or entertaining.  I know that it will be difficult.  If you become distraught and need to vent, you can always send me a DM...[chuckle chuckle]...like I need to tell YOU that.

[PB]

What I read was that she thinks Falkie and me are the most interesting things that are happening on this board right now...

What I read was her comparing you and Falkie

[PB]

You're better off trying to reason with the Borg...

Dumpster needs a new toilet.  The one he has is almost full.

[HamsterMuscle]

What I read was her comparing you and Falkie

Talk about a drought, he and Falkie are the only things going here these days.

Your reading comprehension problems are a regular feature on this site.  You have my sympathy.

[PB]

Your reading comprehension problems are a regular feature on this site.  You have my sympathy.

Being compared to Falks must be a proud achievement. 

I suppose we'll never hear the end of it.

[HamsterMuscle]

Being compared to Falks must be a proud achievement. 

If you say so, you have experience.

In this case, however, you simply made it up.  A lie so shameless and outrageous that it should cause a reader to burst into either laughter or flames.

[PB]

See? The Rodent kind of grows on you. You have to come out and look for him when you haven't seen him for awhile. I know I start to miss his witty bon mots...

Yes, all those witty bon mots, lol.  You seem to have made his day - now he thinks he's Falkie. 

[Bart Ell]

I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me.  Now I know.....

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FILTHY WHORES!
Every last one of them.

[TigerLily]

I was not aware of that. So all those chicks around Dick Clark were ripe with the clap? Here I had almost gotten through the day without learning anything new to me.  Now I know.....

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FILTHY WHORES!
Every last one of them.

Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand

[Walks_At_Night]

Why do they all look like the same girl just with different wigs on? But even the wigs are the same color?
"Dick Clark's Americans" Bandstand

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