Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Why didn't you tell me Cubase will see AND PLAY my hardware Kurzweil and Yamaha synthesizers?

Because I am an absolute asshole of a human, @JUAN .
Which version did you go with?

[JUAN]

Pro.  Cubase is on sale this month and gave me a cross grade discount, so it was dirt cheap.

[KSM]

Fart Bart,

Youtub no longer has moviemaker. I cannot slap a picture on with an MP3. What do you use?

[Bart Ell]

Fart Bart,

Youtub no longer has moviemaker. I cannot slap a picture on with an MP3. What do you use?

Kane Roberts KSM,

There are dozens of free online video  makers, here is one - https://www.adobe.com/express/create/video/youtube

Also, after years of not playing with Alice, KSM Kane Roberts returned and shit the bed while looking like a total goof.

[KSM]

Kane Roberts KSM,

There are dozens of free online video  makers, here is one - https://www.adobe.com/express/create/video/youtube

Also, after years of not playing with Alice, KSM Kane Roberts returned and shit the bed while looking like a total goof.

Thanks!
And LOL!!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart, 

Apparently this mural of Gary Player howling in triumph after draining a clutch putt as various figures of historical significance look on, graces the centerfold of his book.  Do you think it would look great if airbrushed on the side of a 1979 GMC panel van?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart, 

Apparently this mural of Gary Player howling in triumph after draining a clutch putt as various figures of historical significance look on, graces the centerfold of his book.  Do you think it would look great if airbrushed on the side of a 1979 GMC panel van?

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LOOK AT GANDHI GRABBING TITTY!

[Walks_At_Night]

LOOK AT GANDHI GRABBING TITTY!

Not for nothing was he known as "Randy Gandy"

[KSM]

Not for nothing was he known as "Randy Gandy"

Weird that he dated Ina Garten for a while.. Seems inconsistent with the message.

INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. 

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[GravitySucks]

Weird that he dated Ina Garten for a while.. Seems inconsistent with the message.

INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. 

Common practice is to baptize the candidates while they are still alive. Except in the case of LDS. They can baptize the game hens ancestors if you describe where the shells might be composting.

[ShayP]

INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. 

More cookies!? @KSM  The food looks great.  I've never used an air fryer before.  When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick.  Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...

@Bart

Should I invest in an air fryer?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart

Should I invest in an air fryer?

Yes.
Instant Pot Pro Crisp... or Duo Crisp it you are a cheapskate.

[Walks_At_Night]

INCIDENTALLY @Walks_At_Night I made the best ever game hen tonight in an air fryer! Jesus himself would baptize this bird! Look at that spread @ShayP Followed by my last 9 chocolate cookies. 

While it looks great superficially, I am not convinced it was prepared properly.  There are a set of instructional videos out there that may help - search for "Cooking with Slobbo" and check out the pressure cooker ones specifically.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Do you know anything about this joint?

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They were going to put one in over in Efland, NC but a bunch of concerned citizens protested and got it shutdown. Not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing but leaning towards bad thing. Any freeway stop that has six guys pumping out tacos while wearing stupid hats can not be too bad, can it?

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[ItsOver]

More cookies!? @KSM  The food looks great.  I've never used an air fryer before.  When I first heard of them I thought they were a gimmick.  Being this is the Ask Bart Anything Thread...

@Bart

Should I invest in an air fryer?

I’m not going for anything that Willis hasn’t pushed.

Sad Sack Walt really enjoys watching the pumping of that special “vacuum handle,” at the 2:30 mark.

From the YouTube link.

“Connie willis is very talented! She loves to get inthe studio and demo products she enjoys herself. she is known to be a top demonstrator, if not the best! she has 2 infomercials that have been running for 5 years or more, that being the WAGNER CONTROL SPRAY, which has won over 15 awards! the other being CUISINART's The Griddler! Her shows run nationally as well as internationally. Take a look and enjoy!
www.ConnieWillis.com”

Thank you, Ms. Bigfoot!

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