Ask Bart Anything

[HamsterMuscle]

@HamsterMuscle  Is that a ukulele string?

@TigerLily  Contrary to Bart's hurtful assertions, you can hold a diving meet off of it when I read your posts.

[TigerLily]

So charming to the very .......  end @HamsterMuscle

[HamsterMuscle]

So charming to the very .......  end @HamsterMuscle

[shrug]  You did the setup.  I'm just a game manager.  Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.

@TigerLily

[KSM]

[shrug]  You did the setup.  I'm just a game manager.  Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.

@TigerLily

She has woman ass. Not your type.

[HamsterMuscle]

She has woman ass. Not your type.

I guess that would make you my type, then?

Hay KSM, wanna hang out later?  Are you up for a little frottage?

[TigerLily]

[shrug]  You did the setup.  I'm just a game manager.  Like Jimmy G. and his hypnotic eyebrows.

@TigerLily

And he's got game. When he isn't broken

[Bart Ell]

Hay KSM, wanna hang out later?  Are you up for a little frottage?

LICK HIS TITS!

[TigerLily]

I guess that would make you my type, then?

Hay KSM, wanna hang out later?  Are you up for a little frottage?

@KSM is holding out for Nathan Rourke

[KSM]

@KSM is holding out for Nathan Rourke

If the Broncos are smart. You know that. 2 mill, tops. It's GOLD!

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is John Daly an incredible striker of the golfball?

Or just a fat slob?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is John Daly an incredible striker of the golfball?

Or just a fat slob?

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He has a majestic swing and a majestic belly.
He also has a street named after him in the area.

You can buy this place and have a view of John Daly Way for pennies a minute!

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25122992/7711-green-vista-gate-unit-1001-niagara-falls

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/25122992/7711-green-vista-gate-unit-1001-niagara-falls

Wow! What a pad. Views, Amenities, Locale and best of all easy access to cheap chicken.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes?  Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes?  Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?

It would have been easier to move to a place with shorter people like Bolivia.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Bart,

What's up with these Looks Maxer Dudes?  Guy takes out a large loan, flies to Turkey to have his legs chopped apart in an effort to get an inch or two taller, it is a failure and now he can't walk. Even if it worked wouldn't it mess up your body proportions and leave you with little T-Rex arms?

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It’s hard to imagine a guy feeling this desperate about his height.  And Turkey?!  Well, hope the guy gets better.  Damn.