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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5640 on: December 30, 2022, 02:51:13 PM »
Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on December 30, 2022, 12:02:57 PM
It’s hard to imagine a guy feeling this desperate about his height.  And Turkey?!  Well, hope the guy gets better.  Damn. 

It's apparently the go-to place for hair transplant surgery too. No idea why.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5641 on: January 01, 2023, 08:26:08 PM »
Things all right up there north of the border?  I sense some uneasiness.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5642 on: January 02, 2023, 10:34:31 PM »
Bart,

Is it too early to order my Connor Bedard Blackhawks jersey?
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5643 on: January 03, 2023, 04:33:22 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 01, 2023, 08:26:08 PM
Things all right up there north of the border?  I sense some uneasiness.

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People buy those after they buy these...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5644 on: January 03, 2023, 04:34:09 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 02, 2023, 10:34:31 PM
Bart,

Is it too early to order my Connor Bedard Blackhawks jersey?

Yes, it's the Florida pick that will get Bedard.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5645 on: January 03, 2023, 09:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on December 30, 2022, 04:39:17 AM
It would have been easier to move to a place with shorter people like Bolivia.
Or where @JUAN lives.

It's amazing what men will do if they think they can gain a couple more inches.  ::)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5646 on: January 05, 2023, 11:50:28 PM »
What exactly is this?
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5647 on: January 06, 2023, 03:50:56 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2023, 11:50:28 PM
What exactly is this?
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Outdoor winter S&M gear.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5648 on: January 06, 2023, 04:39:57 AM »
Sir Bart,

I often hear the appellation "big man" applied to various NBA players. But there doesn't seem to be any standard for this by height/weight or position.   What makes a "big man" in the NBA?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5649 on: January 06, 2023, 04:54:40 AM »
Quote from: HamsterMuscle on January 06, 2023, 04:39:57 AM
Sir Bart,

I often hear the appellation "big man" applied to various NBA players. But there doesn't seem to be any standard for this by height/weight or position.   What makes a "big man" in the NBA?

10.5 inches

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5650 on: January 08, 2023, 12:37:00 PM »
Bart,

What do you think?  Steamed, boiled or fried?

https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1611691445592936450

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5651 on: January 08, 2023, 02:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 08, 2023, 12:37:00 PM
Bart,

What do you think?  Steamed, boiled or fried?

https://twitter.com/TheFigen_/status/1611691445592936450

Fried... maybe raw if the mood strikes.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5652 on: January 10, 2023, 03:24:44 PM »
Is this the worst job at the airport?  You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.

https://twitter.com/eclipsethis2003/status/1612834150524006401

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5653 on: January 10, 2023, 04:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 10, 2023, 03:24:44 PM
Is this the worst job at the airport?  You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.

No.
Red Coat does not have to clean up the piss.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #5654 on: January 11, 2023, 06:25:09 AM »
Bart,

Is this the bestest bigfoot video you have ever viewed?

It looks like Schwartz, that little shit from the movie, A Christmas Story, came across a Bumble in the woods. Not good. The video starts with the Bumble having Schwartz pinned to the ground. Then two booming, crushing lefts are delivered to Schwartz's head. The Bumble then completely loses its shit, apes out and drags the hapless Schwartz along for the ride. Blinded by a psychotic rage, the Bumble [and Schwartz] go ass over tip over a cliff and fall into the abyss.

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