Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is this the bestest bigfoot video you have ever viewed?

@PB wishes his bag of shit link was half as believable as this evidence!

[bateman]

Is this the worst job at the airport?  You gotta wear a horrid red coat and hang on to Johnny Pisser until the heat shows up.

https://twitter.com/eclipsethis2003/status/1612834150524006401

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This video is amazing. Was red coat trying to steady the wild pisser?

[bateman]

Also, red coat = Delta. I would've guessed this was the Spirit gate.

[HamsterMuscle]

This video is amazing. Was red coat trying to steady the wild pisser?

Probably the most productive thing he could do at that moment.

Too bad that the camera swung away for a moment. I prefer to believe that The Mad Pisser turned to face the cop as he approached.

I dated a stewardess some time ago. The older stews told her that in the 1970's, they would occasionally find a Saudi, robes hiked up, pissing on the carpet at the back of the plane.

[whoozit]

Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts?  I think it is the same as makeup.

[HamsterMuscle]

Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts?  I think it is the same as makeup.

KSM tried that once.  Unfortunately he put the potato in the back.

[Bart Ell]

Is it wrong to put a potato in the front of my cycling shorts? 

Not at all.
You should also cut it in half so it gives you a nice camel toe since only women ride bikes.

[sean92008]

Who has the bigger self-promotion vs talent gap, Andy Irvine or Gary Hoey?

I've never listened to either... That know of...

[KSM]

KSM tried that once.  Unfortunately he put the potato in the back.

You kidding? You use a 10 LB bag of russets as ben-wa-balls on a daily basis. Ya' weird phag.

[Bart Ell]

Who has the bigger self-promotion vs talent gap, Andy Irvine or Gary Hoey?

I've never listened to either... That know of...

Self promotion is a talent.

[JUAN]

I sometimes find Rick Beato tedious, but I think the questions he raises are interesting.

I’d like to ask your thoughts - and anyone else’s.

[Bart Ell]

I sometimes find Rick Beato tedious, but I think the questions he raises are interesting.
I’d like to ask your thoughts - and anyone else’s.

He does a good job of dumbing things down for the masses.
I watched a clip of the interview he did with Justin Hawkins yesterday and his mix of having a great ear, knowing the theory behind what he is hearing and being able to explain it is rather unique.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1615414674610130954

Well, Bart?

[Bart Ell]

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1615414674610130954

Well, Bart?

Seems Miguel has no issue treating his wife like a chid. I think they have a name for people like him.
The bald barber would faint if he saw how his wife treated that hairbrush when he was passed out. Frank has bodies buried in his crawlspace.
Teddy parks cars for a living and thinks this is his world. Amazing.

This is one of the reasons why men in the 50's didn't get blown much.

If a woman wants it then give it to her, if a woman needs it it means you have a small prick and she has daddy issues.

[bateman]

Seems Miguel has no issue treating his wife like a chid. I think they have a name for people like him.
The bald barber would faint if he saw how his wife treated that hairbrush when he was passed out. Frank has bodies buried in his crawlspace.
Teddy parks cars for a living and thinks this is his world. Amazing.

This is one of the reasons why men in the 50's didn't get blown much.

If a woman wants it then give it to her, if a woman needs it it means you have a small prick and she has daddy issues.

A fair ruling on all counts! Frank does have a slight Ed Gein resemblance...

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